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reblog to let him know that you love him

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but

its so neat because even tho water bad, me no want bath. its so shiny, and everything is so green. like everywhere. you can literally stand anywhere outdoors in new zealand and you will see green somwhere

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right so

lil old me hails from the paradise island new zealand, but i have been born in raised in the most boring place in new zealand, the waikato. its like the most inland you an get. teh landscape is just basically fields for 100 km in every direction, and outside of that zone everything is gorgeous and im so used to the beautiful, mountans, lakes, geysers, beaches and bushes. im afraid to travel the world in fear of it being really shit and dangerous because ive been basically rasied in the safest place on earth.

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Goblin Table Manners

It is important that any polite young goblin keep his table manners in mind:

Elbows should be kept off the table: by keeping your elbows off the table you keep them ready to jab anyone who gets too close to your food.

When confronted with numerous eating utensils a good rule of thumb is to start by stealing the shiniest ones first

Eating with your hands is the sign of a properly brought up young goblin

There have been several conversations on the proper way to eat soup. Scooping soup into your mouth with your hands, lifting the bowl to slurp it noisily and putting your face into the bowl to drink are all acceptable.

Taking food off other peoples plates is a helpful and kindly thing to do, you are keeping their reflexes sharp and teaching them to guard their meal

Talk to both of your neighbors at the table unless they are dull in which case just shout to whomever you find interesting

Should an argument or difference of opinion break out try to calm the situation by biting the person you disagree with

Please keep in mind that many non goblins live in homes tragically devoid of moss, algae or interesting stones. For that reason it is recommended that you do not bring up such things lest the host be saddened and stop bringing you food

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Ouchies

no one:

me:

cursive letters in green

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God just,,,, fuckin mushrooms man, y’know?? Just fuckignnn amazing little,,,,,,,, fung i,.,,..,,, tiny bitches with hats..,,……,,,,,,., goddamn epic

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Happy autism acceptance month!!!

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https://youtu.be/8OQtrmhpIXU -otamatone take on me

Today, I stumbled upon the ultimate musical instrument for a Goblin…

This silly looking thing is called an Otamatone. And it makes the most Goblin kind of musical noises I have ever heard. If you haven’t heard it yet, please look it up!

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I hav many shiny's, will post tymoro