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CHAS Health Post-Appointment survey rating:

>Calls me after 5:30pm

>Calls me while I'm pissing

>Can barely understand surveyor's accent

>Call disconnects in the middle of the survey

>Does not re-establish contact

3/10

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The Half Sword demo is so good.

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Trying to use your phone after having your eyes dilated at an exam

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TIL The 'we can't be together, ani' dress that Padme wore in that scene was designed personally by George 'there's no underwear in space' Lucas.

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"They do the jobs Americans don't want" debunked

This is how you get #AmericaFirst. American jobs for Americans 👊🇺🇸

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Well, with Chernobyl he didn't have that little demon, Neil Druckmann sitting on his shoulder whispering retarded changes to the story in his ear.

Neil's been hellbent on destroying his own creation ever since he realized that he accidentally created a positive male hero character for men to strive to be like.

"Chernobyl" is so good and also exposes how retarded and inefficient communism is which is a bonus.

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IQ of zero and blood sugar over nine-thousand.

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It was paint. They marked the boat with paint so they could track it.

You know, to save Greta Thunberg from being raped and beheaded by Hamas.

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Actually this is really bugging me because they had less than a truckload of aid, actually as I understand it, less than 10lbs of "Aid" provisions, and only because they ate a few pounds of it themselves after they embarked. Greta pre-recorded a video stating they had been "kidnapped" by Israeli Forces, which tells me the intention was never to actually reach Gaza.

To further support my point, they were deported less than 24 hours after the boat was stopped. If they had been "kidnapped" they'd still be there.

OP you've fallen for a very obvious publicity stunt. This was an overblown photo-op. Your manufactured hatred has made you susceptible to the absolute most self-evident manipulation by political activists.

You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

hey so the Israeli military sprayed a chemical irritant on a civilian UK flag carrying ship carrying aid to Gaza. And then boarded and kidnapped the humanitarians and journalists on board, including Greta Thunberg, Rima Hassan (French MEP), and 10 other humanitarians and journalists.

In International Waters, ships are considered the territory of the state whose flag they carry. Israel just kidnapped civilians from 7 different countries from UK territory after spraying them with a chemical irritant. I'm pretty sure that's an act of war against the UK.

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Once again the "Evil, science-denying, Right-Wing 'Nazi' Republicans" were 4 1/2 years ahead of everybody else on this specific issue.

Once again the left will just hand-wave that away, change their opinion, pretend they always had that opinion, and pretend that we were the "Trust the Experts" fascists on this issue.

You don't hate your democrat neighbors enough.

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This really sets the mood for calling the lead soprano a toad.

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It's hard to recommend against breast implants, because the alternative is to stimulate milk production manually, and you can't just tell someone "Hey rub your tits every day" because that's kinda weird.

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Hey, that's the spirit!

i will never kill myself i will die tragically in my 60s as god intended

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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.