joostabernichtklein

[joostabernichtklein]

Actually going insane tf…

[joostabernichtklein]

Joost Klein x Lithuanian fem!reader headcanons

I remember that anon asked for this a while back, but the the ask just disappeared. Didn't forget about it tho. So enjoy!

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

You probably met at a music festival or online because of his music. When he found out you were Lithuanian, he got super curious

“Wait, Lithuania? That’s sick! Do you guys actually eat pink soup? Can I try it??”

He instantly follows you on Instagram and starts reacting to all your stories with the heart emoji

“So… are all Lithuanian girls this gorgeous? Or just you?”

He deep-dives into Lithuanian culture and history just to impress you. One day, he proudly tells you, “Did you know Lithuania was once the biggest country in Europe? That’s crazy!”

He adores hearing you speak Lithuanian, even if he doesn’t understand much. He tries to learn a few phrases, but his pronunciation is hilariously bad. You find it adorable

You teach Joost some Lithuanian phrases, and while he’s a fast learner in English and other languages, his attempts at pronouncing Lithuanian words often result in a lot of laughter

One of his favorite phrases is also “Tu esi graži” (You are beautiful), and he loves saying it to you in the most dramatic ways, making you smile every time

You both enjoy laughing over how hard Lithuanian is to learn, but it becomes a fun bonding experience, with you correcting him when he gets it hilariously wrong

Calls you “mano gražuolė” (my beautiful girl) in the most exaggerated Dutch accent possible

He always shows up at your place with some random Lithuanian snack he found. “Babe, I got... uh... Krikštynų riestainiai??”

Writes a song that lowkey references you and also adding some words in lithuanian. When fans ask, “Who is this about?” he just grins and says, “Oh, you’ll never know.”

Joost absolutely loves Lithuanian food! He becomes obsessed with cepelinai and keeps asking you to teach him how to make them. (He’s a disaster in the kitchen, though.)

If you ever make the pink soup, he takes one look at the pink color and hesitates—then takes a sip and loves it

When he visits Lithuania with you, he goes all out—tourist mode activated! He wants to see everything, from Vilnius Old Town to the Curonian Spit, and he takes tons of silly pictures

Tries to climb the Gediminas Tower hill at full speed and regrets it halfway up

Once, he randomly posts a TikTok of himself dancing to a Lithuanian song you like, just to make you smile

He learns one full Lithuanian sentence and uses it all the time just to sound cool, even if it doesn’t fit the conversation

If he ever hears someone say something rude about Lithuania, he immediately defends it, even if he barely understands what they said

You teach him some naughty words in Lithuanian, and he repeats them with that grin, biting his lip. “What’s that mean again?” You know he knows

He writes a song that’s clearly about the way you sound in bed — and when you call him out, he just shrugs. “Can you blame me?”

He loves when you mix Lithuanian with English in bed. It drives him crazy

Definitely the type to be like “You like that, mano meile?” in a breathy voice, hand gripping your hip like you're the only thing keeping him grounded

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

-Actually i hope that everything fits right just because im not from Lithuania and used google for the most part as well as for the sentences

-Not proof-read

-Don't forget to send more asks!

[joostabernichtklein]

Hey guys!

Just wanted to let you know we're both slowly working on all of your asks, but yk school is hard and Wixx was on a vacay in Wales for the past week so she didn't have much time (╯﹏╰)b.

Just so you don't think we're ignoring any of the requests (cuz we aren't and thanks you for sending them <3)

[joostabernichtklein]

He looks so sweet fr

:-))))))

[joostabernichtklein]

based on instagram live: reader is in a secret relationship w joost. they’re on the tour bus in his bed and she’s trying to take off his makeup from the night before. he’s being an ass and keeps looking at/showing her instagram reels until he accidentally goes live and can’t figure out how to turn it off until apson joins. lol i thought this was a silly idea it can be fluffy or kinda nsfw idc

-Here you go anon!!

˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅Not so secretive⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚

-Joost Klein x fem!reader

-warnings: none

-word count: 2k+

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

The hum of the tour bus was almost soothing, the gentle rattle of wheels on the road as it coasted along the winding highway, the soft creak of the metal as they rolled through the night. Inside, it was a different world altogether.

You slowly opened your eyes winking for a bit, It was early in the morning, almost too early for your liking. It was the kind of early that made everything feel like it was in slow motion. You hadn't planned waking up this early let alone getting up only if your bladder didn't have other plans. You slowly sat up as you rubbed your eyes looking around. The faint light creeping in through the bus window was a soft reminder that you were far from home — on the road with Joost, your boyfriend of almost 2 years, and the rest of his crew.

You didn’t even remembered falling asleep the night before. It is a blur of flashing lights, the screaming crowd and the euphoria of the performance. You’d barely had a chance to let your head hit the pillow before the movement of the bus lulled you into an uneasy sleep. But here you are, awake now, in a quiet, dimly lit space.

You reached for your phone that was laying beside you in your shared bed, the weight of sleep still tugging at you. You opened your phone squinting your eyes as the bright light hit them, the time read exactly 6:42 am. You exhaled deeply turning your phone off before you looked around the small room, until your eyes landed on your boyfriend still sleeping soundly next to you only in his boxers. His blonde hair was a mess and all over the place, his lips slightly parted in his peaceful sleep, and there was something about the way he looks. He doesn’t always show this side of himself. On stage, he’s always so put together, full of energy, a million miles a minute. But here, like this, he’s just Joost, your Joost.

You always appreciated these little moments yet you never really told him, mostly because you weren't that good at talking about how you felt. It was easier to let the silence speak for itself. It had taken months of convincing from Joost before you agreed to go on this Europapa tour with him, and even now, the fact that you were actually here — with him — felt surreal.

It’s strange, this life you share together. You’ve been dating Joost for almost two years now, but no one knows, not anyone out of your close circle of friends. You didn’t start it this way, didn’t plan for it to go like this. But over the course of your relationship, it had just become easier to keep things private. You loved him, of course, but the thought of the paparazzi, the fans, and the pressure of public relationships just didn’t sit right with you. He understood, and as his career began to soar even higher, it became an unspoken agreement — the quieter, the better.

You think about it for a moment, your heart swelling with a kind of bittersweet ache. The brief touches when no one is looking, quiet kisses when the world is still.

You slowly got up letting your toes hit the cold ground of the tour bus. You were moving carefully towards the bathroom making sure not to wake up anyone in the bunk beds. As you stepped into the tiny bathroom, you caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror realizing that you didnt take your makeup off from yesterday . You sighed and grabbed a makeup wipe, gently rubbing your face to clean up the mess. You needed to get it off before the day fully started. You remembered that Joost also didn't take his eye makeup off from yesterday, being too tired to even care about it, so before heading out of the bathroom you grabbed some makeup wipes along with you.

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Again you found yourself in the arms of the man you loved so much. He was of course still fast asleep when you came back, you really weren't expecting him being awake. As he snuggled closer to you he mumbled something agains your shoulder. You reach over, gently brushing his hair out of his face. He stirs slightly, his arm tightening around your waist in his sleep as if trying to pull you closer. You don’t try to fight it. In fact, you let yourself sink into the warmth of him, taking in the familiar scent of his cologne. You can’t help but smile. Joost’s eyes then flutter open, squinting against the dim morning light

“What time is it?” He asks his morning voice thick with sleep, his eyes barely open as he looked up at you.

You glance at him “It’s early,” you reply softly, feeling your lips twitch into a smile. “You’re up too early for someone who’s supposed to be on tour.”

Joost groaned, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand “Uugh, I haven’t had a real sleep in weeks.” His hand lingers on your arm, and when you look at him, he raises an eyebrow. “How long have you been awake for?”

“Not that long...i think i woke up like 30 minutes ago” you said turning to your side resting your chin on your hand. He rubes his eyes one more time before snuggling agains your chest one more time. It makes you chuckle.

“You should've gone back to sleep.” he mumures agains your chest before placing a soft kiss in the middle of it while his hands found your waist one more time. He looks up at you with his blue eyes a smirk tugging on his lips. His hand already moving from your waist lower until it founds your ass, squezing the soft meat uderneath his hands. Joost moved a little bit upwards kissing your jaw and slowly moving toward the neck to find the sweet spot of yours. You already knew what he's thinking. Its almost like you can see right through him.

You chuckled as you playfully pushed him away “You're such a dog Joost” you said as you turned to the other side so you wouldn't have to meet his puppy eyes that he always made whenever you said no.

“Please baby i would be quick I promise” he whispered almost begging you by kissing on the back of your neck. You rolled your eyes as you quickly sat up looking down at him.

He exhales dramatically “Whatever you are just mean” he said rolling onto his back. You just chuckle. You watched him reach for his phone.

“Love there are also other people in the bus if you actually mind....plus you look like a racoon” you joked as you grabbed the makeup wipes, opening the package taking one out.

“Here lemme help you get cleaned up” you said softly

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You now sat cross-legged on Joost’s bed, bent slightly at the knee, as you gently swipe the makeup wipe across his face. Joost laid sprawled out beside you, his eyes now glued to his phone screen. you glanced over at him, annoyed but amused at the same time. His finger swiped lazily through Instagram, bouncing from one reel to another, all while he shifted his body to get comfortable, half-buried in a mess of blankets. The faint hum of his amusement didn’t escape your notice, but it didn’t help that he was acting like an absolute child.

“You can’t be serious,” you mutter, not even looking up as you continue wiping at his face.

Joost doesn’t answer right away. You glance up, and sure enough, his eyes are still glued to his phone, his thumb rapidly flicking through Instagram Reels.

“Joost,” you say, exasperated, as you swipe the makeup wipe across his cheek a little more firmly than you intended. “I’m trying to clean your face here. Can you at least pretend to pay attention for five minutes?”

He looks up for the briefest moment, his lips curling into that familiar mischievous grin. “You can multitask, right? You can clean my face and watch funny cat videos. It’ll make your life easier, trust me.”

You sigh dramatically, already knowing what’s coming. “I don’t need cat videos, Joost. I need you to stop staring at your phone for two seconds.”

But of course, he doesn’t listen. He flips his phone around, showing you the screen, and despite your best efforts, you find yourself chuckling at the sight of a cat doing its best attempt at jumping onto a table and failing spectacularly.

“See?” he says smugly, clearly enjoying the fact that he’s distracted you. “Told you it would make you laugh. Cats make everythin better“

You rolled your eyes, trying to refocus on the task at hand. “You’re impossible.”

“Don’t lie. You love me,” he teases, nudging your shoulder turning his phone towards himself only for him to turn it back towards you in a milisecond, showing you another video of cat almost the same one as before, only this time playing with a string.

Joost chuckled while looking at you turning his phone towards himself one more time, but then suddenly his phone fell from his hands hitting his bare hairy chest. Joost's fingers must've slipped on the screen, because you heard the familiar sound of Instagram's live feed starting up. You froze in your moves. You hands with the makeup wipes still resting on his face.

He picked his phone up as he panicked. His finger hovered above the screen as he scrambled to stop it, but of course, his panic made things worse. He kept swiping in the wrong direction, trying to press the button to end the stream but he accidentally started pulling up the Instagram filters, then comments, then a live video of an old cat meme.

“Shit, shit, shit!” Joost cursed under his breath, desperately fumbling with the phone, his panic rising with every second that passed. “How do I turn this off? What the fuck, it’s live! What do I do?! How did I even do this?!”

He kept swiping in every wrong direction possible, flipping through screens and even accidentally pulling up Instagram’s live-streaming features. The fans of course started flooding in quick. The comments also came flooding in faster than you could read them. You still managed to get a little glimse of them.

“Who's hands are those?!” “Joost’s live? What’s happening?” “Joost’s panic attack, part 1 😂” “Is she his girlfriend???” “OMG ARE THEY DATING??!”

You tried to grab the phone from his hands, but he pulled it away, too caught up in his frantic struggle. “I can’t turn it off! What is happening?!” His voice cracked slightly, and you could tell he was spiraling.

Your hands quickly came up to your body to rest againts your side as you relized that the people in the live could still see them on Joosts face. You sat still watching Joost getting redder by every second passing by. It felt like your stomach did a whole flip. You started to stress out already a bit. You were aware of what his fans were capable of and it scared you a little.

And then, as if the universe itself was playing a cruel joke on you two, Joost accidentally tapped the “Invite to Join” button. The screen flashed with the message: “Appiemussa has joined the livestream.”

You placed your head in your hands trying to calm down. “What the hell is going on?” you then heard apsons voice throught the phone, he also sounded like he just woke up.

Joost froze in terror, looking like a deer caught in headlights. “Apson, help! I didn’t mean to do this, man! How do I turn it off?!”

Apson blinked, clearly just waking up, his disheveled hair and sleepy face now live on the screen for all to see. “Bro, how’d you even accidentally go live? You’re killing me,” Apson said already grinning at the screen and you could hear the amusement in his voice.

Joost let out a frustrated groan, holding the phone as if it were an alien object. “How do I stop this?” Apson now literally exploded with laughter “Dude you just gotta click on the button on the top left” he said before adding “Wait did people see you and—” and before he could finish the sentance with your name, Joost finally tapped the right button, and the stream abruptly ended.

Silence

For a moment, there was just silence, everything felt quiet again. Joost sat back on the bed, staring at the phone in his hands like it was a grenade that had just exploded. His chest rose and fell rapidly with his shallow breaths.

You finally looked up at him and also leaned back against the pillows, feeling the weight of the moment settle in. “Well, that was fun. Wasn't it?”

Joost slumped beside you, covering his face in embarrassment. “I swear the next time im throwing your phone out of the window” you chuckled trying to lighten the mood.

Joost let out a long sigh. “Great. Just great. I can’t believe I almost accidentally made you public. Sorry...I'm so sorry”

You placed a comforting hand on his thigh as you looked him in the eyes "No, no, it's fine, really. I mean, they only saw my hands, right? A small mistake has never been the end of the world… am i correct?"

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

-Thanks for the ask!

-This actually took something within me so I hope you enjoyed!

-Not proof-read

-Don't forget to send more asks we are slowly working on all of them (>ᴗ•)

[joostabernichtklein]

he's so..

oh long lost sexy song music video… i think of you everyday

[joostabernichtklein]

Hi,

I NEED a NSFW alphabet

-🪼

-ofc anon, here you go!

⋅ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅Joost Klein NSFW alphabet⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

He's so sweet after every single time even though he's sometimes so tired aftewards he always tries to comfort you in any way. Maybe running you a warm bath for you to relax or cleaning up the mess you both made before cuddling you to sleep

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also partner's)

He loves everything about you, but his favourites are definitely his parners thighs/ass/chest, but also your face. He just loves your eyes a lil too much

For him i feel like he likes his hands just because of you. Maybe your hands are smaller than his so it makes him feel a bit bigger...he also finds it kinda hot. He also likes his hair and tattoos

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He has a runny and not really sticky cum. He would love to cum in you if you're okay with it. If you're not then he loves cumming on your belly or chest just because he likes seeing you covered in his cum. He also loves seeing you swallow it after sucking him off

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

While you were both in your talking stage, the type of one that you just know the person loves you back yk, he would ask for pics of your outfits. You thought it was a cute gesture from him, but he actually secretly used to get off on them. Its the same when he saw you post a pic with you in a swimsuit. It drove him absolutely insane. You definitely have a secret album in his gallery

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

He for sure had atleast 2 partners before you so he knows what he's doing, but its still a work in progress. He loves learning about you and your body finding out what makes you feel good

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he's DEFINITELY a cow-girl enjoyer. Watching you bounce on his cock, seeing how your face twists in pleasure? HE LOVES IT!!!

And he loves the ol' missionary, who wouldn't tho? You don't have to move a finger, just existing and being pretty/handsome, while he chooses the pace? Count him in!

I can't forget doggy style- he escpecially loves how his cum drips down on the bedsheets when he creampies you (it'll definitely make him hard again)

I think it's safe to say he'll try any position with you, and if you both like it, he won't have a problem with doing it again ¬‿¬

G = Goofy (are they more serios in the moment? Are they humorous? ect.)

He's definitely more on the goofy side so he's not 100% serious during sex. One time when you were overstimulated and he instead of answering you got really quiet reaching for his phone, the next thing you know his song BOOM BOOM starts playing on full volume. After he had his laugh he stopped the music and got back to work

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? ect.)

Let's be real...he has a bush. He doesn't really shave but will make sure if you mind it or not. If you do so he has no problem with shaving.

I feel like his pubic hair is the same color as his moustache, something like dirty blonde

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

It depens on the mood honestly. He is a bit silly druing it. When it's your birthday he makes the whole day about you, ofc. The sex would be slow and very romantic. I see him most likely being messy rather than clean. He'd be gentle with you in the start but slowly starts to get rougher toward the end

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He seems like that kind of guy who masturbates every day ('case of his high sex drive 'n stuff). But after you guys start dating/sleeping together, he's totally satisfied, masturbating only if you two don't see each other for long (which i think he'd tell you proudly)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He definitely has a degrading kink- lemme explain!! while I think he'd be more on the dominant side, he still loves getting called someting like a 'bitch in heat' or a 'whore' (tho pls praise him afterwards)

Dunno I can call it a kink, but he definitelly has a thing for thighs- no matter how big or small they are, he loves marking you there (if you want to ofc) and most of all, he LOVES cumming on them, he always feels so desperate afterwards too :(

Other thing that gets him going is praising you. It makes his ego thrive to be the one with power, to be the one to make you feel good with his words and he also loves calling you petnames (some of his favourite pet names and nicknames include: pretty thing, love, sweetheart, good boy/girl etc!)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Like i already said he's more on the vanilla side he loves the good ol' bed. He also likes shower sex, he finds it so hot. I also feel like he would want try different places for having sex kinda like all around the house like on the couch, in the kitchen, ect

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It's literally anything that has to do with you. If you're changing infront of him don't be suprised if 5 seconds later he's up your ass touching all over you body. Also being close to you turns him on so much. You two could be just laying in your shared bed cuddling and he just gets hard from being so close to you

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Anything to do with piss or shitting. Anything to do with hurting you or anything with age-play, daddy kink etc.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

When i tell you that Joost is a munch i mean it. I mean this video speaks for itself...so he definitely KNOWS how to work that tongue. He loves to eat you out/give you head whenever he can. Waking you up like this is also a must. He loves when you give him head as well. He finds it both cute and so hot when you try to fit his dick down your throat, getting dumb on his cock

P = Pace (are they fast and rought? Slow and sensual? ect.)

This honestly depens on the situation you're in. If its in the morning he definitely likes to slow and takes his time with you. I can so see him waking you up with either eating you out/giving you head

If the sex is after a show or a long time of you two not seeing each other he's definitely gonna be faster and more rough with you because he's just so pent up and missed you so much

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Again i feel like he's not really into quickies. He doesn't mind them before his shows or before you two are supposed to go out somewhere

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? ect.)

He's willing to take the risk honestly. When he's drunk he doesn't really care if somebody catches you two in the act. When he's sober tho he would be a little unsure but if he's really pent up he wouldn't mind giving in

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can get a good 2 rounds in if you give him a few minutes to rest after the first one. The 3rd round would be really pushing it for him, but he would try his best for you ofc

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them on a partner or themselves)

I feel like he wouldn't have any toys himself. If you owned one he wouldn't really mind and some time later in your relationship he would also use them on you or even compete with them. Aftewards he would ask you what felt better

If you didn't own any before you started dating I think he wouldn't mind buying a few just to try them out on you later

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I already said this but he LOVES teasing you. Even tho he's really bad at it and often when you would beg him do to something more he'd give in pretty quickly

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, ect.)

He's not ashamed to moan or cry out your name, he loves to let you know how good you make him feel. He loves being loud just because you told him how hot you find it (cuz tbh who doesn't love a whiny men fr). He doesn't mind the neighbors hearing you two fuck. In short he's really loud

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I'm 100% convinced he had a specific wet dream about having a threesome with you and Aggu. You sucking on his cock, choking on the base, while Aggu fucks you in doggy style, making you moan their names prettily.

X = X-ray (let's see whats going on under those clothes)

He himself once said that he's circumcised so lets get that out of the way. I mean we've all seen some SPECIFIC photos/videos, like the one clip from Glassie Water (right?). So i would say he's a good 16,8 cm, 17 cm if he's really hard (6,6 - 6,7 inches) and lets just say he uses them well. His dick is a little bit curved to the left, not too much tho. The thickest of his dick is not too thick but also not too thin, just the perfect one to strech you out nicely

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Let's be real...he's a horny mf all day long everyday. He knows that his libido is high and would be totally okay if dont want to do anything but will definitely give you the biggest puppy eyes after you say no

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Most of the time he falls asleep quicker than you. Before he does tho he always checks on you to see if you're all set and comfy. He also loves to give you cuddles before falling asleep

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟

-not proof-read so if you see any mistakes my apologies

-hoped you enjoyed reading as much as i did writing this!!

-don't forget to send more asks!

[joostabernichtklein]

just read your nsfw headcanons and now i was wondering what joost kinks could be?🥴 gn or male reader pls

-hello!

-I just wanted to let you know Wixx is currently working on a NSFW alphabet, where kinks will be mentioned as well!

-sorry for that, the alphabet should be posted today( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)

[joostabernichtklein]

₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖Send asks˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊

-hey guys, we wanted to thank you all for the support, you're all amazing(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

-feel free to send asks (can be SFW or NSFW), can be as weird as much you want :3

-take care(づ˶•༝•˶)づ♡

[joostabernichtklein]

hey guys, I looked at your rules and I like the fact you write for gn reader!

what about a drabble about joost and gn reader who go to a cat café? (｡♥‿♥｡)

-thx, also, could I be 🪼 anon?

Hiii, of course, you're a #🪼anon ‹𝟹

-enjoy! ≽^•⩊•^≼

Cutie paw (joost klein x gn! reader)

-enjoy₊˚⊹♡

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

It was a sunny, spring morning. The air was filled with the remaining coldness of February, yet at the same time, the sweet scent of growing petals and greens.

You were sitting down at your desk, trying your best to somehow tame your hair, getting so desperate that you used half a bottle of hair spray.

Your [e/c] eyes met with the simple, yet cute outfit you picked out yesterday night. Memories of your breakdown, because in your words "you've got nothing to wear", filled your mind, making you feel quite embarrassed even if nobody's present.

After all, today marked the two week anniversary (if you could call it that) of talking to Joost, the sweetest man you've ever met. Honestly, you guys were still stuck in the talking stage, meaning your so called 'relationship' wasn't that serious. But who cares? You still wanted to dress nicely for him, even if you two would later decide to be just friends.

A loud *buzz* sound has woken you up from your deep awkward thoughts. It was normal for your friends to send your random stuff,so you weren't anxious because of that.

Though there was a chance the text message was from Joost, and you couldn't help but feel nervous- What if Joost couldn't make it today?

You sighed, rolling your eyes at your teenage like behaviour, as you grabbed your phone, reading a message from him.

[Joost•⩊•]: Be ready in 15 mins

You sighed out in relief, thankful that the date wouldn't be cancelled. Joost told you many times it's hard for him to ballance his private life and work, and some of your dates were cancelled before. Though Joost has always made sure to tell you in advance and he even bought you flowers as an apology- such a gentleman(๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝*.

The next fifteen minutes felt like hours, why did you get nervous anyway? You've seen him before, you two would just go for a cup of coffee or hot chocolate, nothing more and nothing less.

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ

The drive to the cat café made you feel more like yourself, you and Joost having the usual small talk, with questions like 'how was your week?' 'how did you sleep?' and 'how was work?'

It made you realize that after all, Joost was a normal person with normal hobbies. Being a prodigy in the music industry was more of a fun fact.

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻

The Café itself was a small building, trashed on the outside, cozy on the inside, with a few sofas and dozens of four-legged furballs, waiting to be cuddled.

You almost couldn't take it, your brain experiencing an overwhelming feeling of cute aggression, which Joost found cute.

You sat down on a sofa, which stood proudly away from the front door, away from those prying eyes of the customers, who could recognize Joost and who could share some lies about you two. Or maybe (probably) you weren't used to going out with a famous person, which made you a bit paranoid.

Once the smilling owner came to you to write down your orders, Joost ordered a macha laté with heavy cream of top (if you haven't tried that one i highly recommend it), you weren't sure at first, but you decided for [your favourite drink].

"That's a good one,' Joost pointed out while petting a small kitten that had crawled to his lap. You nodded, talking about your drink preferences while smiling. The sight was so cute after all.

Suddenly, you felt a heavy pair of paws gently clawing at your thighs, making biscuits. It was one of the older cats, or atleast looked like one. it was white, it's fur beatiful and shiny. The colour was very close to the colour of Joost¨s hair, what a coincidence.

'That cat looks like me almost, can i take a pic?" Joost asked, already holding his phone in the right position.

"Sure, why not?" you snickered, smiling at his phone camera.

"Done, you look amazing as always." The blonde teased, licking off some of the cream from his spoon, before bringing it to your lips.

"Come on, try it. It's delicious." You couldn't help but blush lightly, taking the spoon into your mouth. The cream was homemade- you could tell by it's more bland than sweet flavour.

Your head nodded in agreement, before you took another lick. Though you felt bad for eating Joost's heavy cream, but he assured you, saying he's happy that you like it that much.

For another hour and half you two sat on the comfy sofa, enjoying each other's company. While the blonde kept talking to you and petting the cats, you were mostly listening, trying your best to remember his beatiful features like a poem.

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻

When it came to paying for the laté and [your drink], Joost surprised you with a gentle gesture- he payed for your drink! Now, you could 100% say he's a gentleman.

"You didn't have to, I don't want you to think I only care about your money or somethin-" Joost's hand, which he placed on your shoulder was the thing that made you shut up.

"It's polite for me to pay, [your name], don't think too much about it." He explained in a calm voice, giving the owner the cash with a tip.

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻

If Joost wouldn't have picked you up in his car, you're sure you two would walk home, since the weather got even better. Not too cold, but also not too warm, ideal for wearing a hoodie.

And then it struck you- a warm feeling pooling in your belly as you looked at Joost, whose hand held yours gently.

"Is this okay?" He asked, waiting for your reply, since he didn't wantr to make you uncomfortable.

You could only nod weakly, your palm already sweating up, but not that much for him to notice.

'For fucksake, [your name] get yourself together!' you said in your head, trying your best to act like nothing's wrong, like you aren't reacting as a teenager would.

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻

The car ride to your flat was quiet for once, you focusing too much on Joost's hand in yours. It made you feel a bit dizzy, but not in the wrong sence!

"You got quiet," the blonde said all of a sudden, before looking at you,"did you like the date?"

You sighed once again, before adding carefully,"Yeah, i did enjoy it. I'm just not used to some handsome man holding my hand."

The teasing end of the sentence made him smirk, chuckling out a response."Oh really? Not used to that, huh? Are you perchance used to being kissed by that handsome man?"

WHAT?!

Now you were definitely as red as a tomato. What was he saying..

But after all, you liked him a lot. A little kiss wouldn't hurt, right?

"Maybe I am, maybe I am not. Find out." you whispered, closing your eyes as you felt his cologne getting closer to your figure.

And then your lips connected in a sweet, short kiss. It maybe wasn't the most romantic one you've ever had, but it was still beatiful in it's own way.

This meant that there was something more between you two. That maybe, just maybe you could call Joost your boyfriend soon.

All of this ended when Joost quickly turned back, his blue eyes paying attention once more to the road before you both, it wasn't the best idea to kiss while driving.

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻

Joost gave you a not so friendly smile (more like i-really-like-you smile hehe) when his car parked infront of the apartment building you lived in.

"Have a nice rest of the day, I'm glad I could spend some time with you again," he said in a loving tone, as if you were the only thing that mattered in his life.

Then you said your goodbyes and you watched with a sad face as he drove off.

But one thing was sure- your friends would be hearing about this the whole next week.

ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻ੈ✩‧₊˚ੈ✩‧₊˚༺☆༻

-that's all guys! I really tried my best to write something nice ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ꕤ*.ﾟ. This was actually the first ever FF I've ever written in english, yay!

-there might be some grammatical errors in this 'drabble', I'll try to correct them later, so yeah :3

[joostabernichtklein]

Could you make some nsfw joost headcanons pleasee 🙇🏼

Sure anon! Have a nice day ୭ ˚.⁺⊹ .ᐟ

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅Joost Klein NSFW headcanons⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

I can totally see him being hesitant with you at first, he wouldn't want to rush you into anything, but you make him soo unbelievably horny

Before you two slept with each other i can also see him getting hard just from the little things. Having to use the phase 'I have to use the bathroom' a lil too much on your first couple of dates

Even tho he wanted the first time to be kinda romantic I feel like you would end up having sex after a long night out, drinking with his friends. A few minutes after midnight you would make it to his apartment basically tearing each others clothes off

He would still be checking on you to see if you were okay with all of this, asking you what feels good for you

During your first time he would cum quick, then feel bad about it

He's definitely loud and is not ashamed of it, if he likes it you'll know for sure

He loves to tease you A LOT

Loves both giving and receiving oral

He loves when you're in control. Loves seeing you ride him chasing after your own climax

He's defo more on the vanilla side, definitely has some kinks tho

Joost loves overstimulation, he loves the fact that you can fuck him so good he's overwhelmed

Always tries to make you cum first, he really gets off on your pleasure

Loves seeing your face while having sex with that he loves when you sit on his lap

But also loves seeing how your hole swallows his cock

If he isn't cumming inside of you, he loves to do so on your chest or stomach

He loves to go slow and be gentle, taking his time with you

The pre-shows/after-shows quickies are a must. He has so much energy and adrenaline going thru his body. He will definitely be fast and rought with you, not hurting you in any way of course. I swear this type of sex is 10x better

I feel like he is the king in aftercare, helping to clean you up, running you a warm bath with bubbles so the both of you can relax a bit

He falls asleep quite quick after that

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

-that' all for today, hope you guys like it! Requests are open btw ⋆⭒˚.⋆

-not proof read ⋆⭒˚.⋆

[joostabernichtklein]

Helloo can I ask if you also write for Käärijä, Tommy Cash etc.?? Also would you be okay with writing ffs between them? 👀

Hi anon ❀,

We've both decided (or me and wixx lol) that we're gonna write for them as well!

To answer the second question, sure, why not? As long as it's respectful ('cause they're real people) we're fine with that.

have a nice day (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)

[joostabernichtklein]

hii, could you write some headcanons ab dating joost? 《(;´Д`)》

-btw so far your blog seems nice! 🩷

Hey there, anon!

Thank you for our first ever request, make sure to pick some emoji to be our anon :3.

I was not sure if you wanted NSFW as well, so i only did SFW, make sure to send another request if you want NSFW ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

Dating Joost Klein headcanons✗♡✗♡

Joost may be hesitant to let you fully into his life at first, but with a bit of patience, he's not difficult to love. He's someone who might take time to open up, but once he does, he's genuinely invested in you

He would love to show you off to his friends whenever he gets the chance

Although he would definitely keep your relationship private and off of the internet to avoid the prying eyes and potential judgment from his fandom

I can totally imagine him wanting to help you style your outfit or wanting you to help style his

Matching outfits while you're at home

Doing small acts of service for you feeds his ego so much for sure, so he would spoil you 24/7! I mean after all you're his favourite person, right?

You showed him a cute t-shirt you found online? He already bought it for you, he'd love to suprise you with gifts

Any favourite snack? You don't even have to ask him to grab you some while he´s in the convenience store, getting ready for your movie date night

He would also buy you a lot of stuff after you guys argued, to make up for it

While mentioning that, he'd definitely spend all the free time he has with you, between tours and rehearsals

When he's away, he would send you a mix of funny and cute videos of cat videos on instagram just to make you laugh and feel somewhat closer to him

With that he would also be sending you a lot and i mean A LOT of photos and videos of him and his crew during their travels (private photos as well)

Once he gets home couple's vacation is a must, it doesn't have to be somewhere far, even a quick getaway would be perfect for the two of you to relax and chatch up after not seeing each other for a long period of time

He would make sure that, even through his busy schedule, your relationship would always be a priority

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

that's it, we hope you like it anon! ( ≧ᗜ≦)

make sure to point out any grammatical errors, since we're not from an english speaking country

see ya later!₊˚⊹♡

[joostabernichtklein]

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧Something about us ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

-hey, we´re a new Joost fan account˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗

-there's two of us- Toby and Wixx

-we're both over the age of 21

-posts written by Toby (he/him, ftm) will be tagged by #toby was there ₊⊹♡ and posts written by Wixx (she/her) will be tagged #don't forget about wixx🪐⠀

₊˚ෆRules₊˚ෆ

- MINORS ONLY INTERACT WITH OUR SFW POSTS

-AGELESS BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED (cause if you're a minor you shouldn't have access to NSFW posts, it can fuck you up!)

-we WILL write: sfw hdc, nsfw head canons, gn reader, fem reader, male reader, trans reader etc..

we WON´T write: anything that makes us uncomfortable (sorry in advance, it could be anything really), watersports, race play, age play, anything with feces

-that's all for now, we´ll add more rules in the future for sure!ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

[joostabernichtklein]

He’s so happy lately it’s so good to see 😩💙❤️💙❤️💙

[joostabernichtklein]

could you make joost dealing with jealous reader this time? no reader's gender implies if possible🙏🏻 i loved the way you write

promise

Warnings: angst, hurt/ comfort, everyone is happy at the end😇

A/n: I tried my best to do gender neutral reader☹️☹️ but lmk if there’s anything you want me to change!!

Translations: Wees veilig = Be safe, Waarom ben je weggelopen = why did you walk out, ja = yeah, schat = darling, hou ook van jou = I love you too

Getting jealous wasn’t really your kinda of thing. I mean yeah sometimes you would get mad at Joost because he did something wrong but jealousy was never one of the reasons.

“that girl is getting too touchy with him.” You clenched the cup in your hand, Alanís next to you.“you should go talk to him yk.. communication is key in a relationship, you can’t just hide your emotions from him forever.”

you sigh.

“Actually.. I think im just gonna go outside for a while. I need to clear my head” “Wees veilig!!” You smile and nod at her sentence. Throwing away your cup on the way out

You groan with anxiety and frustration racing through your mind once you’re outside. “she’s just a friend nothing else.” You kept repeating to yourself, you then hear someone coming outside the club, It was joost.

“Y/n?” “hi joost!!”

“Waarom ben je weggelopen??” “Can we go home. I’m tired, baby.” “ja ja.”

જ⁀➴

While driving joost put his hand on your thigh

“Now do you want to tell me what’s wrong?” “It’s nothing joost, I’m fine.” Your eyes lowered to the ground.

“Schat please tell me what’s wrong I can practically feel the anxiety radiating off of you.” “It’s that girl.. the one that you were talking to at the club.” “I promise we were just talking Nothing else.”

જ⁀➴

Getting settled into bed you couldn’t stop thinking about how her arm was around his neck, Why would he even let her do that? Zoning out you didn’t even realize he was starring at you, “are you still thinking about that girl?” You nodded avoiding eye contact

“come here.” He patted next to him, pulling you closer

“Look. I promise that I’ll never ever cheat on you schat.”

“Okay” you managed to barely whisper. good night, joost love you.” “hou ook van jou.”

[joostabernichtklein]

I NEED HIM I NEED HIM this video s giving me after fuck vibes like, he just fucked you so god damn hard even he is tired