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any loser!joost somno thoughts ? i feel like he'd luv that

That's almost all I think about ever, yes, loser!joost somno thoughts, many.

him coming home late, drunk, needy, and youre there... youre so soft n pretty,, it would be so easy for him to pull the covers off n your pajamas down and stuff his dick in you, spit on your cunt because he can't be bothered to find lube or get you wet. kinda wanna wake up during, while he's using me, but pretending to be asleep, face buried in the pillows, muffling every sound, so he just keeps going without another thought.

loser!joost feeling a little bad about how horny he is, how he just can't help himself, cock throbbing as he strokes your folds n plays with you enough that you get wet and he can sink his cock in you so easy. he feels bad even though you told him it was fine, feels bad about how hot he finds it, your soft, pliant sleeping body under him, taking every thrust so easy. feeling bad but sooo unable to stop himself, cumming once won't be enough, he has to fuck the first load deeper, has to cum in you again, even if he's overstimulating himself, he just needs to so bad.

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oh my good LORD i need his cock. asap.

Man, you're telling me. My whole blog is about how bad I want his dick. Let's walk and talk...

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loser!joost going on for his first time bottoming after feeling soooo good being eaten yet stopping you every once in a little while to seek for reassurance that it really could fit inside him

Taking your time and working him open, carefully prepping him, eating his ass to get him to relax. He's still a little nervous, but easily reassured because he's so excited, excited to feel so good, excited to have you in him. The way his breath would hitch when you first bottom out, the way he'd look at you pupils blown out, cheeks flushed. ugh he'd be perfect

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Okay but,,, more thoughts on the lip piercing?? Like i think he would fit snakebites so well im 😩

I think the idea is very cool and that pic is super hot even if it’s not real tbh. I think he’d look so good with a labret piercing! Any piercings really, he just looks so perfect

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"you attract what you fear"

OH MY GOD!! IM SO SCARED OF PERVY ASKS!! ESPECIALLY ONES ABT SOMNO AND FREE USE THOSE ARE MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE!! I'D HATE TO ANSWER THEM AND LET EVERYONE SEE HOW HORNY THEY MAKE ME!! PLEASE DONT IM BEGGING!!

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He’s evillll 😵‍💫😵‍💫he needs a real lip ring asap

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loser!joost having his ass eaten for the first time

Gosh...Anon, your mind.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I kinda want him like unsure at first, reluctant to let you do it, but absolutely falling in love when you do. Sooo pathetic and slutty for you, squirming and whining at the way you lap at his pretty lil hole,, he'd cum so fast, i wanna give him a hands free prostate orgasm soo bad,,

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Joost, Apson, and Fan Liao discussing a Chinese version of Europapa. Joost asking “It’s not AI, right?” And Fan replying “No! It’s real!” They know AI isn’t real and holds no value. So it is such a shame so many of his fans use and support generative AI in any capacity.

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“What I am doing no AI ever could” is a major Hell yeah tbh

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He mean, only showing this photo in this crunchy ass meme.

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I love Bram moeilijkchill

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This is actually everything to me

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Not to mention the amount of fans absolutely retching at the fact he sags his pants. The ones who say they hate it and call it disgusting. And have absolutely no idea where it comes from or why it is a thing. Just sounding like a bunch of old boomers going “I hate it!! Disgusting! He needs to pull his pants up!”

Or the fans who ignore a lot of Joost’s friends because they aren’t white and thusly these people don’t find them attractive, and again thusly they find no reason to appreciate these people or give them their flowers. People who mention Apson only in relation to Alanis because they find her attractive. And then they treat her in super misogynistic ways.

The way fans treat people around Joost that they don’t find attractive. People who aren’t European, who don’t abide by European beauty standards. Which is most of his friends honestly. A lot of his friends are Black and Brown, or they’re not European, or they’re not skinny or ripped. Or all three.

Not being attracted to people is fine, but treating these people with utter disrespect is inappropriate. Treating people you’re attracted to, especially when that is primarily or entirely white Eurocentric people, way better than people who you are not attracted to is cruel. Some people are very cruel.

and while we're on the topic of people romanticizing a man who doesn't know you and owes you nothing; please don't be racist.

i have seen way too many people that think joost and the "holy trinity" are the hottest people to roam the earth (which is fine, i'm down bad for joost too), but then they assume that europeans are just the hottest and the best of races. at a point it starts to feel like less of a preference and more of some weird race thing. (same with people calling joost "the best rapper," like we can all have our own opinions but, really?)

i love writing fics, listening to his music, wishing i could just be granted five minutes in a club with him, but i don't think i would ever say european men (european specially, not dutch) are objectively hotter/better

not to make everything about race, but i saw some posts on tiktok which were along those lines of "oh wow joost klein is so hot, european men are better" that felt kind of borderline racist. i know a lot of these people saying this are kids, but still,,,thought it should be said.

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Girl get up!!!

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So captivated by his eyes even in black and white.

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