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One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

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No, I'm not tired of being nice, yes I still just wanna go apeshit. These things can coexist, stop asking me.

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100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

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Really want to crochet myself a whole cardigan but I have the attention span of a fruit fly so I'm just gonna keep making beanies and flip flops for my cat I guess

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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

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fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

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wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

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Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.

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i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”

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I do spells and shit for the elderly on weekends.

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i got to draw kaz and inej for a commission last year!!

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No marketing or advertising campaign will ever be more effective on me than a mutual who really likes a piece of media

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AAAAAAAAAAAA by treefrog3337

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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

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men in crop tops

Based on your gay thoughts!

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Do you like mutual pining because you Love slow burn and the yearning or because you take comfort in the idea that someone would love you and want you just as much as you would want and love them?