jordankillinem
Jordan Killin 'Em
Just a small town girl, killin 'em.
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me: hi ma'am how are u today
customer: *ignores me*
me:
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robber: *breaks into my house*
me: can I help you find anyth-
robber: just looking
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my kink is seeing customers try to open the doors after we’ve locked them for the nighg and getting to ignore them when they try and make eye contact like no bitch!!!! ur not coming in!!!
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i walk on stage at coachella 2018 with a guitar case and i open it up and it’s just packed with mashed potatoes and i sit down n start eating calmly
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Self care is knowing that sometimes it’s ok to stay in and crack a cold one with yourself
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an uncrackable cold one meets unstoppable boys
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she put the reason I was so emotional while watching wonder woman into words ( x )
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PRESIDENT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 2020 WE WERE BLIND BUT NOW WE SEE
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