jordanmyers10

[jordanmyers10]

@ Simon

Simon: This is so rude. I'm just here living with my life.

Simon: Oh my god.

Simon: Does this mean our boys will be best friends? All signs point to YES.

Jordan: Do less of that.

Jordan: NO.

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@ Simon

Simon: Bailey refused with Miles until the last moment and I swear I was ging to die on the spot.

Simon: Jackson. I like that, it fits. Jackson Myers.

Simon: OH MY GOD. THAT'S SO MUCH HAIR. Yeah he's definitely yours.

Jordan: We did fine. No one freaked out. It's a shame you didn't.

Jordan: I do too. His middle name's Maddox.

Jordan: Duh.

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@ Simon

Simon: WAIT. She had the baby AT HOME?!

Simon: oh my god you brave bitches.

Simon: Wait. Boy or girl????

Jordan: Well yeah, there wasn't time to go to the hospital.

Jordan: Boy. Jackson.

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Hey.

Hi.

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@ Simon

Jordan: Hey, um, so Mona had the baby. Everyone's fine, we're going to the hospital.

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I’ll put the diaper on him. Grab the bag and carrier.

Sure, sure. Grab me a mask.

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Don’t be an ass. You’ll make the parenting thing harder.

Yeah, yeah. And who says romance isn’t dead.

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I resent this genetic roll. I put all of the work and effort into this, and he comes out looking like you.

Oh, he could still act like you. I wouldn’t hold your breath on him only having my genes.

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Wanted it to be over with quickly. He worked with me, so it was a little easier.

He has so much hair. I don’t even think I had that much.

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Thanks. You didn’t freak out, which I appreciate.

There wasn't really time to, if I’m honest. That was...fast.

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Okay then. I… Okay.

Let’s go make sure Jackson has all his parts in place. And get me some fucking painkillers.

Okay. Grab a mask and I’ll meet you.

You did good.

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We’ve got to be better. For him. He deserves two non-asshole parents. We’re going to have to do this for real. No more stupid shit.

Yeah. We gotta do this for him. I’m in if you are.

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I’m sorry for being terrible to you in the past.

I’m sorry for being an asshole.

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Jordan. He’s real. Ah, fuck these hormones.

If anyone so much as even sniffles near him, I’ll kill ‘em.

He is. He’s here. He’s so small.

I’ll look the other way while you do.

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We were pretty drunk. Only reason why he’s here. Sure. Jackson. Hi, Jackson.

Okay, Jackson it is then.

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I– No, you go first. Give him here.

Hear me out. We were drinking Jack the night he was....probably conceived. What about uh....Jack....Jack...Jackson?

You are allowed to tell me if I’m off-base here.

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You’re not going to like any of my ideas.

Well, you did just give birth in our bathroom so I’m gonna be nice.