jordanswitches

[jordanswitches]

sundress season 🔆

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noooo minors unfollow me if you’re here

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people sending me asks after seeing my photos but not reading my bio

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i love laughing and orgasming and sleeping those are the 3 divines

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i am in need of a Proper Cuddle. a snuggle, if you will

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uk weather got me feeling like this is too many clothes

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The good thing about using a strap to fuck? It's not going to get limp. I can fuck you for hours, from orgasm to orgasm until you beg me to stop because they hurt and you can't keep going anymore. And l can tell you that all I'm getting out of this is seeing you cum, would you really want to take that away from me? No, of course not, so you'd better be quiet and thankful.

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so funny when someone reblogs a post from this account and then one from my Secret account for my other kink stuff and i'm like i know what you are

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uk weather got me feeling like this is too many clothes

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i wish i could pay someone to shave me like i've been waxed before and it was so painful and also i like having like a LITTLE hair, but also i would need to be like. put out while they do it bc it would be very embarrassing and make me feel very lazy

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I need to be pulled into a kiss by my jaw and be kissed and kissed till I'm lightheaded!

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top in a muzzle save me,,,,save me muzzled top,,,,save me sadist top who wants to tear at me with his fangs but can’t so he just fucks me harder ,,,,,,save me,,,,,,,

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okay so WHAT if i wanna have someone try sooooo hard to keep their fingers laced around the back of my neck & not bring their arms downwhile they were sat on my lap as i softly tickled them wherever i could huh. What then

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i went to the beach to go swimming and this bulldog and his owners appeared and he was the funniest fucking dog. he went for a tiny splash in the ocean and then ran back to them EXTREMELY slowly. they were pumping up an inflatable paddle board and he was just stood there next to them like 😛 at one point he ran over to our stuff and sniffed at it and his owner came to get him and he tried to escape, again, extremely fucking slow. and then, the best part. the owners got into the shallows on their paddle board. and the dog got on the paddle board.

like this. and they pushed off into the ocean and this dog was just stood on the paddle board as one of the owners held him steady so he didn't fall off and the whole time he was just like 😛

and the funniest part of it was me and the person i was with were having a very serious intense conversation and every now and then the dog would float by and we'd have to pause to talk about and laugh at the dog

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i love living literally down the road from my doctor i had to get up for a 7:30am blood test and i was in bed at 6:50 and back in bed an hour later

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was reading a synopsis of a movie that seemed pretty cool but it had james franco and i needed to check if it was cool

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just came thinking about pinning down a tboy and shoving my fingers inside him while i suck his tdick and he whines in oversensitivity and tries to squirm away and i mumble into his cunt how good he's taking it