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sooooo, mutuals. Remember a year ago when I said I was leaving socials? That day has finally come😭 I’m going to miss you guys sm. Thank you all so much for your kindness and support. Please tag moots that you think would need to see this post. I’m most likely staying in contact with @kaleb-is-definitely-sane so if you want an update, he’ll most likely know. I love you all.

@bean-doodle @laneynoir @thranduilswifesblog @sotwk @mera-mann-kehne-laga @\all of my other moots

see you in a few years<3

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I put "to win me over, watch the LOTR trilogy with me and listen to me be nerdy about it" on my dating profile and so far 5 dudes have approached me speaking Elvish or other languages from middle earth 😩🙏

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Lord of The Rings Dividers

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Requested by @l1f3l0v3r-2​ - hope you like them!​ If you’d like similar with different characters or settings then drop an ask my way!

Dividers List

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To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.

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wayyyy too accurate lol

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And then when we can't think of how to start it, we create memes

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….only cause you were. I had nothing to doooo

Having an opposite gender bestie boosts your confidence with a different pace

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BOOP! 🐾

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Nanaaaaaaa

@sotwk

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This is my Pinterest. Give it to Kaleb for when he comes back or whenever he can message me there. https://pin.it/5COjFFToj

okayyyy!

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I’ve been okayyyy

Ellieeeeeeeeee!! *tackle hug*

Jordie!!!! Woah woah *steadies you and hugs back tightly* How have you been, dear?

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Any news about Kaleb?

I know he’s alive. I’m texting him rn, why?

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he’s a fictional character to you, i know him personally

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I like Durin family!

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do you remember sage from @ tiensmamains by any chance?

yes, I think so, why?

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Mother has been spotted in da wild

she slayssss

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Guess who is going to be insufferable about lotr for the next eternity?