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# zeke

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: zaddy / big zaddy

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone:

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: big poppa the notorious b i g / daddy's home usher

- my muse’s last text to your muse: so it's been lawyers all day... i feel gross sick as fuck so i'm coming over bc i need chef zaddy to feed me and get me outta this mood or else i'ma just be mean to everyone. plus i need your signature on these papers. save the world, it's your destiny. i expect greatness from you 😘 be there in 30 xoxo

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𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑! 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝟒𝟖 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟-𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥.

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                             - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                             - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                             - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                        - my muse’s last text to your muse

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❀

❀ : 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡

who's trying to get me in trouble? angelina jolie, respectfully... nikki, meagan good.

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❁ : 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐨’𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞?

if i can't stand because i'm drunk it's probably cause i'm not with caleb - and zeke and i tried to out drink each other. so zeke until he drops me with off with caleb. or nikki until my zaddy-kins tired of sharing - and i still end up back with the hubs.

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𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑 ! 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝟒𝟖 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟-𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥.

☾: 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞 

☼ : 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 

♡ : 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 

ϟ : 𝟓 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 

✖ : 𝟓 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 

æ : 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝟓 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞

☮ : 𝟓 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 

☪ : 𝟓 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬/𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 

✌ : 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 

❂ : 𝟓 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 

☯ : 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 

❀ : 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 

❁ : 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐨’𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞?

✓ : 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐢 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞?

♧ : 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐮𝐤𝐲 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 

☆ : 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟐 𝐀𝐌?  

♒ : 𝐦𝐲 𝐳𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 

☀ : 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲

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zekehq​:​

isaac king preferred to believe that he was great at everything he tried his hand at, and that included committing to ( most. ) of his appointments. with that objective in mind, of course he fully intended to show up at his best friend’s doorstep to demand an answer to what was bugging her. the blond gave her the allotted space, but keeping secrets between them was a privilege neither of them could allow for very long. it was practically treason of some sort, zeke would vow. knowing his best friend more than he cared to know most people, it should have been obvious to the king male that she would take pre-emptive action and show up to his place instead. and, for that matter, it should have been reasoned that his wife would let her in whether he was out of bed or not. the familiar sound of his daughter — the biology in that case didn’t matter, from the moment that he had taken katia as his daughter, that’s who she was. there were a lot of things that isaac prided himself on ( perhaps too much at times. ) but father hood and loving his children was in it’s own section. that little girl was his daughter in every sense of the word that mattered, and he’d claim her as his blood over and over again until his last breath. — sounded and whether he was wide awake or not, katia’s voice brought a smile to his features effortlessly. all of his kids did, even when it came to disrupting his sleep. ❝ to what do i owe this pleasant surprise? ❞ his eyes slowly blinking open as he looked up at his daughter, a grimace disrupting his features at jordyn’s messing with his hair, but he immediately returned all of katia’s kisses, all too happy to indulge in his littlest royal. he snickered at jordyn’s commentary, holding ti in a snuggle and tickling her as he shifted to sit up in the bed and brought her with him. ❝ of course there isn’t, can’t believe you’d ever think i would disagree. ❞ his eyes went wide for dramatics as he looked at his daughter to show a mock disappointed face before directing it towards his best friend. he squinted at her a moment later, shaking his head. ❝ my wife, only person i share her with are the three littles that call her mom or mommy nikki. so, we gotta be good? she realizes who she asked that of, right? ❞ he pondered, pressing another kiss to ti’s face with a smile.

watching the father-daughter duo seemed to ease her mind, if only for a moment. in all of the years jordyn had known zeke, she couldn’t put a finger on a time she hadn’t told him absolutely everything. it was a reflex, if something happened or she heard something, the first thing she usually did was run to her best friend. so to say guilt was weighing heavily on her shoulders would’ve been an understatement. no court order would or could change the fact that no matter what, zeke would always be katia’s father. and given that she hadn’t talked to the man who’d fathered her biologically since the night kat was conceived - she’d concluded that there wasn’t a need to put the proverbial cart before the horse. given isaac king’s status, caleb’s status, and jordyn’s? the idea of their happy family getting ripped to shreds was unlikely. top that off with knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt, that to protect their child’s wellbeing and the only life she’d ever really known both of katia’s fathers and jordyn would go through hell and back. love was limitless when it came to the kids. chuckling softly, she watched as kat shrugged her shoulders at his question and began babbling about her morning routine. ❛ well, i faintly remember swearing i’d come talk to you - and i was given a two week grace period… so what better way to do that than coming over, waking you up with baby kisses, your princesa, and breakfast? ❜ her last words seemed to be the magic words which caught the giggling toddlers attention who quickly removed her face from the protection of zeke’s chest to offer a smirk in jordyn’s direction. ❛ nommies? ❜ the brunette nodded her head, beaming a smile in kat’s direction. ❛ why don’t you go wake up the bubbas and we’ll be out there as soon in just a minute, kit kat? ❜ placing a quick kiss atop of their toddler’s head and untangling her from zeke, she waited for the sound of pitter-patter feet to flow towards the boys’ rooms before turning her full attention towards zeke. a sigh escaped her lips as she turned and folded her legs beneath her, blinking as she looked at her best friend. it always seemed to be the case that in serious moments words avoided her, it was jordyn’s own personal curse. still unable to resist another quick jab before breaking the news the femme shrugged her shoulders, ❛ i mean... i set it up, so it’s only fair that’s our wife. but i’m sure given the chance, i could call her mami. not that i’d do that to you, because i value life, but i’m just saying… anything you can do i can do better, zaddy. ❜ the beaming smile that framed her features only lingered upon her lips for a moment before she shook her head, ❛ okay real talk, we gotta problem. if we keep fighting over moms we’re never gonna figure this out so... ❜ pausing she reached over into her bag and grabbed the paper and the bottle. ❛ the good stuff is for later… but… ❜ keeping her eyes trained on zeke, jordyn forked over the court order and set the bottle beside him. ❛ caleb opened it… so he knows now. but kat’s… donor wants a dna test... and i didn’t want to ruin vegas for you… but we’ve got a month to figure out what we’re gonna do. i didn’t want to make any moves until we were on the same page, and we talked about it… and we got together with caleb and figured out our next steps. i figured we’d call and figure out what the fuck he wants when we have everything in order and we know what we’re doing. ❜

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“okay but that’s the best story i’ve heard by far all damn day. i’ll never understand how kids can do the most - but still be so damn cute while being up to no good. i’m sorry you had to clean all that up though... on the bright side, all three little ones were in one piece and i think that chalks up to being a win for you.”

“so, i’m minding my own business when winnie runs to me in a panic saying that sissy made a mess somewhere. so i follow her into the kitchen and see a trail of corn flakes snaking around my island. naturally, i follow the trail and what do i see? mister binx covered in flour, which is also strewn about my kitchen, holding the box of corn flakes. so i’m like “win, i thought you said sissy made a mess, not bubba” and she points to the pantry. what do i see? matilda. sitting on the top shelf inside the pantry, feet covered in flour and she’s eating scooby snacks. i swear these babies want my hair to go gray.” @hhhqstarters​

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the universe truly had blessed zeke king, how did jordyn know that? because whenever she was in a close proximity of her best friend, she too was offered the hand of the universe. today was another prime example of that. without having to wake up any members of the king house hold, jordyn caught nicole on her way out and was let in. after a kiss on the cheek as a goodbye offering to both she and katia who was all too happy to see her step-mother, nicole left with strict instructions: lock the door, and don’t get into any trouble until she got home. there was a fat chance of the latter. her two weeks granted in vegas to fess up and spill her guts were up, and as promised; jordyn was coming with news. though, she knew her best friend so she came with reinforcements - those being a bottle for later, the number for a good lawyer, and katia who was ready to ambush her father in bed. now would any of that help the fact their safety net of lies were now in a sense being ripped right out from under them? absolutely fucking not. but what she did know? was that zeke’s heart was quite literally built for fatherhood - even when they might not have been his biologically. ❛ daddy? ❜ her daughter’s voice snapped her from her thoughts and jordyn cracked a smile. ❛ yes ma’am... daddy. let’s go wake him up... ❜ she said in a hushed tones as they made their way into the bedroom. quickly she let katia down and watched her bum-rush towards zeke on the bed. jordyn trailed behind, dropping her bag containing the court ordered request for kat’s dna, as well as her goodies, on the floor beside the bed, flopping down carefully beside them. ❛ honey, we’re home. good morning! ❜ she hummed smirking as she ruffled his sleep messed mop-top of blond locks. ❛ daddy! ❜ kat yelped, as she flopped all too happily on zeke’s chest to coat his face with kisses. ❛ oh look at that, is there really any better way to wake up? ❜ all too quickly jordyn’s lip curled and she lowered her gaze, ❛ and if the answer isn’t no i don’t wanna hear it. but our wife said good morning, she’s going to work, she’ll be back soon and didn’t leave until i agreed we wouldn’t get into trouble without her. ❜

TAGGED: zeke king @zekehq​

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zekehq​:

❝ you’re so cute. ❞ zeke let out a long exhale, cocking his head to the side and reaching out to pat the femme atop her head. he figured it would agitate her, but that was beside the point when he knew her too well. after all, one didn’t gain the title of best friend by simply being a blinded fool. ❝ yeah, you would be lyin’ out your ass if you came up and tried it but two beautifuls in one sentence? about me? now that is suspicious. besides, i’ve been all around, you’ve been pretty busy yourself and i’m a little hurt that you’re just now comin’ to see me. i’m more important than that, ma’am. ❞ he paused, lips falling into a flat line as he watched the femme. ❝ you’ll eventually tell me if somethin’s up, so i ain’t gonna pry. i’ll give you like two weeks tops before i stake a campout in ya house til i get it out of ya. ❞ he shrugged, taking the offered shot and effortlessly pulling a smile on his features and letting the topic disperse. ❝ saludos a las vegas! ❞ he yelled his agreement, the drinks and company both serving to heighten his energy, as they tapped glasses. downing his shot, he placed the empty shot glass on the tray and he grinned with ease at her comment. ❝ we’d better get on that bottle. i gotta be at least tipsy enough to make it look like i wasn’t completely coherent in the decision making. it might end in my gorgeous face being ruined if i don’t. ❞ he said, before he found his brow arching once again as he listened to the femme. ❝ if i’m drinking, it’s fun, so yeah. are you? i’m all about the birthday redo since ya missed it, but this is only one of two. don’t think i won’t be collecting on them both, but i like the sound of that. ❞

there wasn’t much doubt in her mind that zeke’s little head pat was meant to strike a nerve given the fact that she hadn’t been spending the deserved amount of time with her best friend. that was only fair; she’d been going a little stir crazy without him. jordyn smirked slightly to herself before reaching over and tapping his cheek with the tips of her fingers, ❛ no zaddy, my favorite, i’m perfect - adorable at times, gorgeous always. ❜ shrugging her slender shoulders, wrinkling her nose at the turn of their conversation. damn him for knowing her so well, but also, she was grateful that he did. it helped her breathe a little easier. ❛ first of all, keep goin’ and i’m gonna have to stop petting ya damn ego and reminding you how beautiful you are when i see you. second, i’ve been waiting to come and get a break from your damn brother - who might i add, is on my last nerve. but you’re one of the most important - which is why i’ve been lettin’ you settle into married life. now you said somethin’ - guess who’s coming to spend the night? mostly because if the night goes well you’ll have to carry my drunk ass back to your couch. ❜ the words he spoke were a comfort. and without another word she rested her head on the comforts of his shoulder as she’d done a million times before. she knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that they’d get through whatever the fuck was coming their way. but he didn’t pry - didn’t force her. which to jordyn, meant more than words could say because she couldn’t fathom unloading it all now. jordyn was quick to distribute the last four shots between the two of them, smirking at the ease to which he seemed to agree. ❛ well, start drinking zeke ‘big talk’ king, i’ve got ideas on our next batch of tattoos - but talking soberly about ‘em isn’t half as fun. ❜ she urged picking up another glass, ❛ and this one’s to me, for being la princesa, tu favorita. ❜ offering a smug grin to his question, arching a brow of her own - the femme nodded with ease. ❛ i am now, it’s ‘bout damn time too. you’ve been slackin on me. but it’s fair, since i slacked on your birthday. which is exactly why, you, zaddy… are the star of tonight - say the word, we’ll do it. after the bottle though. think you can you still keep up with me? ❜

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zekehq​:​

if there was one person ( there were two at the least. ) that zeke wanted to avoid ruining his vacation by simply being present, it was he whom zeke refused to call anything but ol’ dude. sufficient reasoning for why he had denied switching rooms with his twin, the pair were already stuck together more than necessary when it came to ti. and, since katia was not here, there was no feasible reason for the blond to suffer through the other male’s presence. which is why amber hues searched behind his approaching best friend for face often attached to her hip. relaxing upon the lack of her husband in sight, the blond instantly found himself sitting up at the recognition of the tray in her hands. never the one to avoid a good opportunity to destroy his liver a little more, and not the one to care about caleb’s whereabouts, he offered his friend a wary glance at her greeting. though, he followed it easily with a smirk etched over his lips. a sentiment to his arrogance and amusement, he grabbed one of the shots before he managed to speak his agreement. ❝ that was one too many beautifuls coming from you, but it’s true so who am i to deny that? pero la princesa está aquí, and owes me a good night of downing all the liquor. you know? that is an excellent idea, perhaps… even, the best idea you’ve ever had. i’m parched. ❞

❛ don’t look at me like that, you know you see me and it means i’ve brought the party to you… ya day gets a little bit brighter when i’m around. you only get to give me that look if i come up lyin’ to ya face and callin’ you ugly. maybe i’m just happy to see that face, you’ve been busy with everything and everyone but little ol’ me. ❜ it was hard to sit in front and study the one person jordyn told unquestionably and unconditionally everything to and know that she was holding back. which was why she all too readily took a shot off the platter, gleaming brightly at zeke as she passed him a glass. holding hers up, a soft laugh passing her lips, ❛ saludos a las vegas, toda la diversión que vamos a tener esta noche, y los problemas en los que estaremos mañana. ❜ the dark haired beauty tapped her glass against his and downed the shot with ease. ❛ i’m sayin’ i get a good bottle in you before we start planning your next stick and poke tattoo. it’s basically ritual at this point. ❜ tilting her head to the side jordyn set the empty glass down before grabbing another and killing it off. ❛ you having fun? cause tonight’s the night we party it up - it’ll be your big birthday redo. but petty royalty style - only the best for my zaddy. ❜

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shots in hand jordyn made her way from the bar over to zeke’s table. she’d been avoiding telling him the inescapable truth of the fact life as they knew it was now under a microscope. plus, with trying to dodge caleb in fear of another fight where he tried to press her for information on the court order of katia’s dna. she wasn’t in the mood to unpack that… not yet. the look of betrayal in his eyes when he found out that kat wasn’t zeke’s biologically had already been too much - when he found out that biologically kat was his teammates? she knew he’d probably pack up and leave for good. so, she decided lives could stay unturned for another few days, even if that meant avoiding caleb at all costs and making her liver suffer that the expense of her sanity. her timing was perfectly executed, nicole and her girls had made their way to the dance floor of the club, giving her an opportunity to slide into the booth beside her best friend with the tray of drinks. ❛ well, well, well, whatever do we have here? my beautiful b e a u t i f u l best friend all alone? however shall we fix this? his princess and shots? maybe more than shots? i’m sayin’ we polish these off and get a bottle. ❜

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@jboogie: sushi before voodoo 🖤

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@jboogie: a bitch just burnt tf outta her arm tryna make some damn soup

@jboogie: yeah i'm that bitch in question 😩😩😩

[jordyngellerxo]

👀 what’s the most romantic thing anyone has done for you?

❛ when caleb and i were first dating, i somehow lost my necklace during one of his practices. we get back to the house - finish eating but he knew something was up ( i just wasn't going to say anything - replace it... it was sad but whatever ) so i told him i'd lost it somewhere. he then disappeared without a single word for three hours, and then popped back with a 'found it!' at 11:30 at night. his ass had gone out, in the fuckin dark, and scoured the whole field and the walk we took home for this necklace my mom gave me after i had kinsley. he retraced our steps, spent 2 hours looking for it - after working for easily 8 hours. that was years ago... but it was one of the millions of times where that man made my entire heart melt. ❜

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@kingz: @jboogie CHRISTMAS? IN JULY? LMAO. I MEAN.. IT SHOULD BE. 40 NUGGETS FOR PROOF OF THE BOAT? I DUNNO ABOUT THAT ONE 🤔 don't disrespect me with such language? i'm hurt. you're the princess who'd be getting kicked outta bed real quick. I ALREADY HAVE A CUDDLE BUDDY AND IF YOU DO I'LL JUST TELL OL' DUDE HE NEEDS TO COME GET YOU. they're virtual? you think i got the time to look at more papers than i do on a daily? i'd say that's petty, but that's exactly why you're the best friend. also, you threw a foul into play first and i refuse the rebuttal so you're gonna have to deal with that, ma'am. i win, like always. so i should text ya boy now cause i don't know who "we" is or what "snuggling" is about. you sounding real confused. 🤪

@kingz: @jboogie WHAT'S GOT YOU EXCITED. i always do, but i appreciate all ya birthday energy. 🤪

@jboogie: @kingz ZADDY. ZADDYKINS. OTHER HALF. THAT DO BE A THING??? CHRISTMAS IN JULY??? no my 40 nuggies as proof that i'm a mfin blessing in ya life. you disrespected AND hurt me first 😩 apologize so we can stop being mean to each other. you real pretty if you think i aint petty enough not to have to be pulled outta that bed and if you think i wouldn't take a blondie with me as collateral... 🥴 YOU ACT LIKE I CAN'T JUST DELETE THE APPS? say it again 😏😏 that way it locks down in that pretty head of yours who tf i am & always will be. JUST FOR THAT I'M TAKIN ZEUS AND HADES W ME TOMORROW. keep goin, i'ma just steal all the littles. i mean you can text him, doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen either way???

@jboogie: @kingz YOU SAID TWO DAYS OF PARTYING LIKE IT WAS A BAD THING, WE GONNA PARTY FOR TWO DAYS NOW. THAT'S WHAT GOT ME EXCITED. as you should, and you should say you love me 🤔🥰

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@kingz: @jboogie WHAT BOAT? I DON'T RECALL 🤔 I NEED THE PROOF. i don't know about that FIRST PART? 🥴 but you did bless me with ti 🤪 WHO YOU GON VET? LIKE YOU'D VET A REPLACEMENT FOR YASELF? aye, aye... my judgements pretty soundly have me with three happy, healthy, beautiful, well protected kids AND married to the queen. i rebuke the disrespect you just tried to toss at me 🤔🤪 i wouldn't have to play so much? if i got all the attention i require as petty royalty, jordynella. GET comfortable? like i'd move off the throne, that was cute.

@kingz: @jboogie DON'T. YELL. AT. ME.

@jboogie: @kingz IT'D BE GREAT IF I HAD IT - BUT CHRISTMAS IS CREEPIN - I DO HAVE A PICTURE OF 40 NUGGIES FOR PROOF THO???? 🥰🥰🥰 why you gotta be so... unezekiel-like sometimes? watch yaself i'm the princess. know my worth, or i'll just invite myself over and make myself real damn comfortable in ya bed? YOU WANNA CUDDLE BUDDY CAUSE YOU REAL CLOSE TO HAVIN ONE WATCH YASELF. nah, you ain't gon have no applications bc i gotta paper shredder? how you gon replace me if aint nobody applying? vetting job seems easy to me. you just... tossed my king babies at me to checkmate me? disrespectful. i rebuke ya previous comments sorry. you used babies against me. that was a foul and you've lost. welp, now you finna get yaself a petty roommate for a minute so get ready. we boutta snuggle.

@jboogie: @kingz I'M. EXCITED. I'MA. DO. WAT. I. WANT. hype yaself up you seemin real unworthy of my birthday energy rn.