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I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime
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#OF COURSE IT'S AN AMERICAN COMPANY CAPITALIZING OFF THE 'BRAZIL EXOTIC' FAME.#THIS LOOKS LIKE IT SMELLS RANCIDLY SWEET. WE MAY OVERDO IT BUT NOT THIS BAD#FUCKA YOU
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It’s so funny having autism and social anxiety and having to learn to he friendly and polite to everyone just to have people stare at you blankly when you speak to them
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i dont like how the ios saluting emoji is cut in half so i glued him back together in my high tech surgery program called "MS Paint" the ms stands for medical surgery.
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you have to be very well read to hate properly. already be reading. expand your mind gain knowledge defend your position
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is shaving defiance? is promoting plastic surgery girl's girl behaviour? is makeup self care? are heels empowering? is reading apolitical? is voting feminist? is giving up on your career freeing? is starting a traditional family with 5 kids my own choice? is having rights feminist?
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is shaving defiance? is promoting plastic surgery girl's girl behaviour? is makeup self care? are heels empowering? is reading apolitical? is voting feminist? is giving up on your career freeing? is starting a traditional family with 5 kids my own choice? is having rights feminist?
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(Lesbian OP) "women are more attractive than men"
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"Hey, I'm a man and this hurt me worse than anything else in the world. My wife left me this morning and this post was my final straw. I'm standing in my bathtub right now with a pistol in my mouth and it's your fault you bitch. You bitch. You cunt bitch"
"Aaaaand this right here is why everyone hates lesbians."
"What about trans men????? You're saying you hate trans men??? You're saying you want all trans men to kill themselves??????????"
"Hey op this is a lil uhhh....yikes! Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood Cheese Goblin™️ that people of ALL genders and sexual orientations are attractive. MEN ARE VALID. MEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. MEN ARE LOVED. Sexism towards men will NEVER be okay, and if you disagree you can fuck right off *gif from Good Omens*
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Asking her to switch positions: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Pushing and pulling her around how you want them: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
#i hope op finds a bitch who if they even dare to try this shit she straight up kills them with hammers#hope youre a masochist op. you'll need it
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