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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

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One eyed (x)

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Eyo 🤨

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A small victory to celebrate for today

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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One thing americans are never prepared for when they come to ireland for the first time is all the animated skeletons, you see them going about their business buying scratchies and packs of lambert & butler. it's just normal here, some curse or another inflicted by Cromwell or some other british goblin. There's probably some ancient artefact they need to return to its home in a cave on Galtymore or one of the other mountians down south. They dont seem too fussed about it so I dont think we should be.

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ffxiv is a wild game difficulty-wise cause there are tons of legitimately difficult mechanics in the harder fights but your average savage raider is befuddled by counting to 8 and identifying shapes and colors and your average casual player is befuddled by "don't touch the orange part of the floor"

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Um. Sir… you can’t be in here :/ yeah there’s no dogs allowed

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thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this