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Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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nice outfit loser. 1914 just called, something really bad just happened to archduke franz ferdinand of austria

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we saw ducks changing gender together

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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me every five minutes: if I built another weird electronic contraption I think it would fix me

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

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when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

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kaijune2024 day16 - emi (gigantron)

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Ultraman: Rising (2024)

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This is the most prettiest concept art that I’ve ever seen

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watched the new ultraman movie a couple of days ago

it's very good and so beautiful! go watch it if you have the chance! :)

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remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis

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Tumblr should have a feature where every anon has a tenth of a percent chance to be de-anonymized. First because I think a 1/1000 chance would be too high a risk for most people sending hate. Second because it would be very funny.

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