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Pink-spotted Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus perlatus), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, found in New Guinea

photos: Irawan Subingar, Ekhardt Lietzow, Dubi Shapiro

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At least we have jacking off

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ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

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We’re all back here for the same reason right

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Hi it’s me yelling into the tumblr void again because I’m SAD! We can’t seem to ever get ahead financially and now someone stole my wallet and it cost $26 to get a new license printed - that I just had renewed in October - and I’m just sad that people suck. Like steal from corporations and the government not from lil ole me :-(

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I’m just here to say I like my job but I hate working for a living. If it was up to me I would be lying in a hammock eating soft cheese for a living

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I apologize for every time I was ever horny on main I’m so sorry everyone

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based on a piece by adolphe leon willette

haven’t used crayons in a while. it was fun i just wish they were a liiittle finer for the details

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Harry Styles for Better Homes & Gardens. Photographed by Tim Walker.

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unionion the union onion

unionion the union onion

unionion the union onion

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Unagi from Mario Party 4