they/she early 20s silly blog for occasional sso brainrot
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SSO social media girl number 2: *holding camera to a door* and in here is our writers team!
Through the small window on the door you can see one lone man, his face dimly lit up by five dull monitors, screens all taken up by different SSO character chatbots. As he types prompts from the recent quests trying to get responses that align with the characters, wondering why they’re behaving like tropes of themselves rather than the original characters that his fired coworkers once wrote, he swears at AI-lex because she has once again confused Elizabeth with her actual mother and fully doesn’t remember that James is her brother.
SSO social media girl number 2: looks like such a tough job, I could never!
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so i've been thinking about how all those magic horses and crazy races look for normal jorwegians
like imagine going to this one cute stable for the summer and oh yeah, there's fish horse btw
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“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that
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sorry but i dont understand why it matters that someone's doing a bit of cheating to make their horse a different color
how easy do people have their life to be able to give a fuck about something like that, get some real problems idk
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the New Hillcrest Championship disproves that Aideen exists, because how could a loving god let this happen? I saw a horse and rider disappear into the bog never to return. A literal plague of insects. The vehicular horse and manslaughter. Every time I sign up for the race I think "maybe it will be different this time." "Maybe I won't be utter trash this time." and then, inevitably, "I'm in Hell". And the swamp laughs.
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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse
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survey that popped up when i opened the launcher today 👀
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Returns from the sso Reddit with treasures scavenged from the ruins.
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SSO Tarot Cards

With today's card, the Major Arcana is finally finished :DDD This has been a long serie of drawings, as well as my introduction to tumblr (and the SSO community here, which I come to absolutely adore). I really want to thank everyone for all the kind words, theories, discussions, encouragement, reblogs... I am really moved by all of this, and I hope my art will continue to bring you joy and I hope for many more discussions to come <3 Moving forward, I plan to post more illustrations of my Jorvik OCs, introduce my AU, as well as continue posting more usual fanart. I'm also really interested in the events often hosted in this community, it really is so cool to see other's OCs and take on Jorvik. I also love making theories and writing... so prepare for a lot of yapping :DDD That being said, I would love some ideas for future projects. Is there anything in particular you'd love to see? Any art ideas, maybe venturing outside of Jorvik- inspired things? I've seen many people in this community are also into fiber art, so I'm tempted to share some of my works in that area too. Please, please, please let me hear your thoughts on this!
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The sound was beautiful, like the tolling of a bell. No, truth be told, the sound hung over me, heavier than an iron weight. The ringing was not in itself pleasant. But the knight herself was beautiful enough to make it into the chiming of a bell.
Her voice resonated in the darkness; "I have come in response to your summons. Henceforth, my blade is with you, and your fate with me. Our pact is now sealed."
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"What, you told me the dress code was Knight"
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I wonder if anyone can recognise where this is? :)
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