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wow such a nice sentence, surely it will look just as normal if i change the language to swedish-

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That one quest summed up

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sse ni vet att det heter rida lätt på svenska. vad är det här för googleöversättning

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really bright alex and anne

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um... it's kinda messed up that you can name your horse a slur :\

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i just need to walk through this step by step to see if I understand it better.

Jojo Siwa rebrands and someone at SSE thinks wow, we could make fun of this

Raptor is hyped as coming back for the equestrian festival with a whole new name, with his songs playing in the backgrounds of trailers.

Raptor appears and reveals that his new name is rizz razz the riff rapscalion or something to that effect

That's all. He doesn't say anything else. There is no quest. There is no music. He rhymes a little bit but then he just stands there.

Somehow we are meant to glean that this is a joke, the entire setup was a joke, the comeback is a joke, the idea of him playing songs was so far from SSE's minds that, when people in the comments said "was that all? i wanted him to put on a concert" the social media team responded with "great idea, we'll see if he's up for it in the future!"

They do not, and ladies and gentlepeople this is the important part, announce that it is a joke. They make two responses to instagram comments where they imply that they just wanted to be silly, but the idea of Raptor realizing the namechange is weird, wrong or not something to pursue is not brought up, so despite it being a joke, he is canonically Rizzy now

Raptor is still raptor(?) Raptor is not making music, he's not even performing music. ALL of this for SSE to go haha what if we changed his name.

Yeah i still don't understand it

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What do u do when me and gang pull up

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THEY NAMED RAPTOR

HWHAT

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The Crab is in GHV on the beach where the haunted trail ride starts!!

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(._. ) this game makes shit decisions like it’s an Olympic sport

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this star stable promo picture is so funny to me. why is it side-eyeing me from behind a tree like I’ve committed a crime that only it has beared witness to.

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Painting of Anne Von Blyssen

My painting of Anne Von Blyssen from Starstable Online

You can look at my process and wips on my ig @wilma_darkrider

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I need to buy a gun

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angus goldspur: hey can you go feed the animals

the magical purple tornado from hell who has been here since 7 goddamn months: 🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️⚡⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️

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goodbye, said mama pig. be safe! said papa pig. dont worry, said little saddlebag pig. i'll be perfectly fine. its not like we're being hunted by a giant space octopus