josephcryptomilquetoast

[josephcryptomilquetoast]

[josephcryptomilquetoast]

eevery day. every day. every day i am being so fucking brave. i am coping so healthy and im being so brave. im so normal. im brave. im hte bravest boy the world has ever seen and im being os brave aboue it. I'm Have.

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[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

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I Mis seeing Beeautiful NFTs everywhere.... I Wish Daddy Stinkrodent would Contiue to Produce And Encourage them... sigh. Sorry About MY Fat Ass.

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you're bad at toilets. give up on going to the bathroom

you're just jealous. heh... It's all right. some day you'll grow up and

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sneeba gooby! sleepy doo

Um. What the hell?

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I'm a nornal man. My hobies include:

collecting nft

listening to recordinfgs of myself crying

mining for Crypto Currency on my ex wife's "borrowed" laptop

giving myself traumatic brain injurie

Bitcoin condense into juice drink the bitcoins drink the bit the bits mmm yum! gotta have mycoins!

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No more questions please. The elephant's foot is making me lightheaded again

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Heh Heh... My poast is getting some noats! Excellent. My name is Joseph but you can also call me "Joseper" or "Josper" or "Josip" ... My hobbies include collecting ennefteese. Picking Flours. Strangling the hog. Andlooking at handsome men pictures online!

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don't forget

my twitter may be inaccessible anymore but that's okay! :) You can find my NFT Man (too mature to be a "bro", haha!) awesomeness here:

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"heh.... cryptoland!" mister joseph giggles with glee at the mention of the place, like it's an old friend. "why, yes... i've never been. but i've written my own. well. let's just call it transformative fiction about it. :)" how did he do the smiley face while speaking? 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭.

"you know, nelson, i don't think there's anything to be ashamed of with your mane. i myself have had my hairline recede a bit... but you know what gives a man real strength and kissable, hydrated lips? 𝕓𝕦𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℕ𝔽𝕋𝕤."

“  ah, i see you have noticed my sparkling, spherical globe, and how its follicles have withered. hopefully you can forgive an old man for his feeble mane.   ”   an inquisitive brow is raised as the man’s lips curled into a smile.

“  nevermind that    —-    have you heard of cryptoland … ?  ”

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“Oh..... Okay.” Disappointed, he schlormps back to where he belongs. The Ggound.

❝ Gorno... ❞ Said @josephcryptomilquetoast ❝ Int's me... ❞ He chuckled and took out his NFT portfolio and showed it to Jorno. ❝ Can you use your 'stand' to make a bored ape... real? ❞

“ careful. chimpanzees are prone to violence. fulfilling that request might end your life. ” that was his way of saying no. pathetic old man.

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do you have a .... "stand"?

"Heh! Yes, actually... as a MAtter Of Fact! I do have a stand... I'd love to introduce you to it, Gioron." he glows and manifests his stand, chuckling darkly and evilly... "its name is..

Nickelback!"

He stummons his stand, Nickelback, who looks like this:

"His Stinganture attack? Heh...... heherh...... It's called Photograph. His nect attack is called "Something in Your Mouth. Something in Your Mouth. Video: YouTube · 2. S.E.X.. S.E.X.. Video: YouTube · 3. Photograph. Photograph. Video: YouTube · 4. Rockstar."

If he had the aro and he becamed a requiem? You know he'd be having awesome Rockstar Sex and he'd never be divorced.... he'd have 6 million dollar."

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hi

"hey there giorno giovanna...." josept cruchtles at the sight of giorno diovanna. he grins and smiles and titters and flitters and pitterpatters and sinks a little into the ground,. "it's.... heh. it's good to see you, my friend. after so long..." it's been not that long actually but this man does not give a fuck.

"my ex wife Sharon stopped by today, giorno. do you know what she said? she said i was very handsome and cool." he's lying. she said he was a pathetic loser who only spent his money on crypto, but josep's smilen ever breaks. never ever ever ever ever ver sniffle sob sniffle. he smilegrins.

"i hope you are doing well. you're a very promising young man with a future, gioirno. there's a whole opensea full of bored apes for your purchasing and only YOU. don of the MAFIA. can do it."