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depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

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saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

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when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

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Seasons Greetings my dudes!

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I like how the bee grows a nose at the end of each comic

floccinaucinihilipilificationa is my soul

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wheres that venn diagram chart of muppet names

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It was a good, dog-filled year.

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It’s a blizzard here on the north east; but Sadie is having the time of her life!

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When your New Year’s diet isn’t working.

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It works too! tried it myself

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have it your way

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

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its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a five dollar credit? ANY time that one of your packages is late? because I sure as fuck didn’t! I never thought to complain! an amazon employee could come in my house and beat me with a hammer and i’d just sit there and be like “its ok, it’s like this sometimes, i understand. the holidays can be stressful. i get it.” 

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I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

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