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(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

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okay

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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER

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I'm going to kill everything within a 1 inch radius of me right now

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How it feels to be the only unemployed person in a discord server

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MEAN TO HIMMMM :(((((

new least favourite animal discovered. WHAT THR FUCK.

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

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the problem with yes anding is it makes u look autistic as fuck in some cases. you have to put up some resistance sometimes or the joke falls flat. theres nuance. shoutout to being autistic anyway though👍

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The biggest mystery in Better Call Saul is that Cinnabon would allow their brand to be associated with these monochrome scenes depicting a miserable, paranoid life. I never want to eat Cinnabon.

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Bro leave me ALONE

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

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I wish an elf was in MY meat aisle if you know what I'm saying LOL *I look around and realize the room is completely empty*