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©东予薏米  jade rabbits making mooncakes for mid-autumn festival

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Since all the evil giant spiders in Tolkien's work were almost certainly inspired by the incident during his childhood where he was bitten by a tarantula, I have to wonder about what series of events must have transpired that resulted in J.R.R. Tolkien being bitten by a jeweler.

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Romantic Piano Moods Spotify Playlist

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Appletree Yard really was a cover this whole time

Big supernatural even in 2020. Big doctor who news in 2021. I really think it’s best we all prepare for next year and the inevitable.

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Sharing earphones is so romantic until you have to decide who gets Simon and who gets Garfunkel

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Pigeon Jones

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letting the days go by

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You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

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Here’s my RPG Maker buyer’s manual for the Steam Summer Sale. Remember, DLC is on sale too, and the sale ends on the 8th!

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If you’re a minecraft fan and a lord of the rings fan and Don’t know about Minecraft Middle-Earth, one of the longest-running massive build projects that’s been going on for almost 11 whole years working to recreate all of middle earth to scale in minecraft, then you’re really missing out on some of the coolest shit out there. MC originally raised the build height limit for the first time in part because of MCME iirc. They needed the world height raised for the two towers and MC delivered. I’ve been following this project since day one and it never ceases to take my breath away. Have some screenshots! and, yes, this was all built in minecraft.

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in a couple of weeks the weird rich old man in my village who has always reminded me of bilbo baggins is going to have a party to celebrate the whole area being vaccinated and having no cases in months and he's invited the whole village

there'll be ceilidh dancing, fireworks, beer, a buffet

am i literally about to go to a replica of bilbo's 111th birthday party

i think i hit the shire jackpot with this one

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in a couple of weeks the weird rich old man in my village who has always reminded me of bilbo baggins is going to have a party to celebrate the whole area being vaccinated and having no cases in months and he's invited the whole village

there'll be ceilidh dancing, fireworks, beer, a buffet

am i literally about to go to a replica of bilbo's 111th birthday party

i think i hit the shire jackpot with this one

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Art by Linnea Sterte.

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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.