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I forgot I had this.

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and where might I hope to run into youuu?

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Fuck your shitty ass trendy layouts that make it impossible to do anything. Cock suckers.

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Woah! totally super crazy intense 4E!

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Won't you think I'm pretty. When I'm standing top the bright lit city.

I don't know, are you Bert from the Used? ;)

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JOSHHHHH!

Kaitlin!

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How to fix a traffic jam... fuckin' seriously...

Feel free to reblog this until it's drilled into every tumblr user's brains and hopefully it will spread like wildfire and I never have to again being the only one in a string of fifty two cars screaming "JUST FUCKING STOP FOR 30 SECONDS TTHHEEENNN GO SO I CAN GET THE FUCK TO WHERE I WANNA GO!!!"... "So is there anything you can do about these [traffic jam] things? Yes, actually. A single driver can "break" these jams by leaving a significant amount of open space in front of him in heavy traffic, resisting the temptation to accelerate and close the gap even when cars cut in ahead. This technique not only stops the driver from having to brake when he reaches the back end of a wave, it actually destroys the wave for anyone behind him. So if you want to feel like the world's most sensible superhero, this might be the technique for you." I can't link the article cuz I'm on a proxy at the moment but it's an article from Cracked.com and it just solidified what I though every single time I've ever been in a traffic jam, traffic jams are caused by douchbags. It's always some cockass speeding up the empty lane to get in ahead not thinking "Holy shit, this lane is empty for a reason!" and then FUCKIN' THE REST OF US when we have to let them in... OR when you try to leave a gap infront of you to get the ball rolling again and some dickwad pulls into it. It's weird that humans managed to conquer the goddamn planet but can't solve easy problems because the solution involves not being a selfish prick for half a minute.

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"Swag" is played out as fuck.

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ohsoloverly:

All of these images are flat on the ground. As if you were drawing something in your Crayola chalk. From what I can remember, this artist discovered that from specific areas through things like a camera lens images can look 3D to you. Optical illusions. But if you look at...

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The giant "G" is fucking genius.

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Whole car, fuck yes.