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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

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when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

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quick study of this 1988 doc martens ad

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability

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hey its me im calling you about your dna sequencing yeauh the results came in.. yeah you might want to sit down before we get started

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Unfinished Rose

I will do this again: not content with this version

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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Sacred fruit

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2020: The Devil All The Time

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Puppy