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There’s a reason your boss lies to you about union membership.
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Alfred Kubin (1877–1959), “The Spider”
ink on paper, 1902
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unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends
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that post that's going around about wikipedia being banned in the UK is driving me insane because of this one stupid line

the fuck do they have to do with this lmfao. like:

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This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet
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