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hey guys first time playing toys how do you win

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pride month is also dog bite awareness month to include all the puppy girls who BITE

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pride month is also dog bite awareness month to include all the puppy girls who BITE

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call her lady madonna the way she got my children at her feet #footjob

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if no throughfare then why throughfare shaped?

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damn girl. are you king bob-omb? cuz i wanna throw you. three times.

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unbelievable that people are so mean to me when i'm literally this many *holds up 4 fingers*

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pee pee peons of the diaper dynasty

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"AUTISM IS MY SUPERPOWER," I cry desperately, as I am unable to think of anything but The Media for the 72nd consecutive hour

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guy who has been on Instagram Reels for the entire shift: HEY!! Why didn't you do [minor, 20 second task that is absolutely part of his job]??? Whatever, just remember next time... 😒

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if you talk to me in an exasperated and sarcastic tone i will cry

no, being mean to me actually DOESN'T make me any less slow and oblivious!

#work #job #coworker #employment #labor

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donkey donkey literature kong

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all kitties and puppies have pretty much made peace and its making it really awkward for the industries that have been built on their constant warfare

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Jeff the Killer? I hardly Jeff the Know 'Er!

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having enough money to spend on lavish expensive luxuries (a tube of pringles and a 2l of dr pepper) is actually so lovely