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do you like skeletons? SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS? Halloween maybe a month away but do I have the character for you! meet pavel, the skeleton who is not quite sure why he’s alive but is pretty sure it has something to do with a witch…   ANYWAY!  please like or reblog if you’re interested in interacting! thank you!

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imma be making pav his own blog bc he’s the only one i have muse for!! i’ll link when im done!!

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the con of eating in bed is the fact that I keep finding custard cream crumbs in my bed sakjldfhsdkjfhks

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ok pavel is afraid he’ll never truly love anyone, including laura, because he doesn’t have a beating heart or a brain, thanks

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surtr has appeared! what to do?

Punch Do "it" Flatter Marry

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yo, yo, yo! It’s Rue with a pure boii! If you like boys who are shy as hell, read a lot and can’t understand sarcasm then AUGUST is the boy for you! He doesn’t talk much but when he does he can be harsh with his words but he means well. He runs an old dusty bookstore that he loves with all his heart && would love to give you recommendations on which books to buy. If you like boys like this then give this a LIKE/REBLOG and I will check you out!

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UNIVERSITY HIATUS!  from 09/09/18 till ???  I still have to pack and get myself mentally prepared for moving and once there, will probably be MIA for a while!  still available on discord and will try to queue up replies / asks  / memes  etc!  

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commission for @nothatisnotme!

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before uni: 12am is too early to sleep!!! me rn at 12am: my work is not done but i am

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bookfed: Me @ the start of uni: I’m gonna work ahead and get everything done!! Me now: oh look at that it’s due in 20 minutes

goD THATS ME! I spent 2 hours in the kitchen having dinner and talking to my flatmates instead of doing work fkjsdfhkjshfkjsfd

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                                          LOVED BY SOUP!

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tiny starter call for laura!  capping at 4!  mutuals only please!

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tiny starter call for pavel!  capping at 4!  mutuals only please!

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(   *   &.   SHIT  MY COWORKERS  HAVE  SAID  /  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  and i’m done. adios, bitches!  ’

‘  be nice or i’ll push you off the ladder.  ’

‘  butterflies are not your friend.  ’

‘  did you also know that bad people do bad things sometimes?  ’

‘  did you know that sometimes vin diesel can come into your work and shoot up the place with a machine gun?  ’

‘  did you seriously just leave to go look at a bug outside?  ’

‘  dinosaurs and penguins are the same thing, right?  ’

‘  don’t come in the bathroom, i’m currently dying.  ’

‘  emo sing-along time!  ’

‘  i didn’t find my courage, but i found john winchester faster than sam and dean did so that’s an accomplishment.  ’

‘  i didn’t push you, you willingly went in!  ’

‘  i don’t like it when someone comes in the bathroom when i’m pooping and poop bombs me.  ’

‘  i fucking suck at math. you should know this by now.  ’

‘  i had a dream i was gay and it was great so i bought this rainbow lighter this morning.  ’

‘  i left my brain at home today.  ’

‘  i threw away your banana and i’m stealing your donut.  ’

‘  if i die eating this vending machine breakfast burrito just know that i think you’re awesome and i will miss you.  ’

‘  in here, your imagination’s your best friend.  ’

‘  is this how the world ends? rainfall? ouch.  ’

‘  it’s that good 2006 emo shit.  ’

‘  i’m always heavily, heavily medicated.  ’

‘  i’m currently having the time of my damn life if you must know.  ’

‘  i’m cute as fuck, but i’m dumber than rocks.  ’

‘  i’m not a fucking baby so stop saying i am!  ’

‘  i’m pissed off because she got pissed at me for no reason.  ’

‘  i’m running behind. my plant got decapitated when i was cooking breakfast.  ’

‘  i’m scared of heights and i want to die.  ’

‘  i’m watching tv, everybody shut up!  ’

‘  i’ve almost died about twenty times total today.  ’

‘  i’ve almost had 39 heart attacks today alone.  ’

‘  let’s get emo up in this bitch.  ’

‘  mad at me? i didn’t fucking do anything.  ’

‘  now i’ve had the time of my life and i owe it all to… this dumb ass job that’s gotta get done.  ’

‘  oh great, i’ll die knowing that the worst worker here loves me.  ’

‘  oh yay… there’s a video…  ’

‘  okay, so you need to be in a bubble today.  ’

‘  she has an octopus tattoo on her asshole and i think that’s beautiful.  ’

‘  she saved my life. i thought there was a spider on my back and she was gonna move it, but it was actually just my hair. she’s a life saver.  ’

‘  she thinks i should be scared of her? i’m not scared of anybody. it’s me they should be scared of.  ’

‘  shove a cigarette in there for the wasps to smoke while they die.  ’

‘  shut the fuck up, you’re always cold.  ’

‘  shut up, i’m making dinosaurs!  ’

‘  someone’s gotta be thrown under the bus and it’s not gonna be me.  ’

‘  someone’s having a hissy fit!  ’

‘  stop stealing my fucking chair!  ’

‘  stop trying to hold my hand, i need to poop!  ’

‘  there are no rules in this place.  ’

‘  there’s no smiling allowed here.  ’

‘  this is actually the day from hell.  ’

‘  this is lawless land.  ’

‘  those noises were coming from you?!  ’

‘  until you get past the first three months, you’re just another cute face to me.  ’

‘  we broke her.  ’

‘  we don’t associate with people named linda. it’s just a rule.  ’

‘  we don’t even know how to function now.  ’

‘  welcome to the island of misfits.  ’

‘  well, i woke up wanting to cry and now i’m here. how’s your day?  ’

‘  what do you need? you’re interrupting my serial killer podcast!  ’

‘  what, you’re not having fun?  ’

‘  what. the. actual. fuck.  ’

‘  when you leave, your cat’s just sluttin’ it up with other people. she probably has a tinder and everything.  ’

‘  you didn’t hire me to be good at math.  ’

‘  you guys, this is a great day.  ’

‘  you pushed me into a box and tried to kill me!  ’

‘  you’re gay too? you’re gonna fit in great here.  ’

‘  you’re gonna die and i’ll laugh when it happens.  ’

‘  you’re gonna wear jeans? look at you getting fancy!  ’

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my aesthetic: a big muscular black man carrying away smol angry latina detectives

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years ago I came out to you all as LGBT. today, I’m coming out as a dumbass. still LGBT, just now I’m also a dumbass.

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UNIVERSITY HIATUS!  from 09/09/18 till ???  I still have to pack and get myself mentally prepared for moving and once there, will probably be MIA for a while!  still available on discord and will try to queue up replies / asks  / memes  etc!