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Everyone else go home, Warrior Cats website has officially won April fools day

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With the end of the semester approaching for a lot of us, I thought I would post up a few reminders:

if you fail a class, the sun will still rise tomorrow. And the next day. And the next.

if you fail a class, you are still important. And kind. And loved.

if you fail a class, your worth as a person does not change.

you tried your best and worked very hard. Whatever the outcome, you should be very proud.

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tip for the holidays: interrupt any family argument with “I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way”

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I did a thing. 

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Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.

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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON’T DOWNLOAD THE ANNIE MOVIE.

JUST GO TO THE MOVIES AND WATCH IT.

If the movie flops, racist assholes will claim it flopped because the main character was a black girl, they’ll use this as a reason to justify their ignorant belief that “leading black actors and actresses can’t sell”, and not cast PoC, especially black actors and actresses, as leading actors/actresses in films.

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soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

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whomp there it fuckin is

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just remember, even jesus has a fursona

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Where is the lie

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thank

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if you arent tired and vaguely anxious then is it really a sunday

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2014 so far

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

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Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

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gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.