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lit was today
but today was not lit
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What the AP Lit Exam Taught Me
1. Wow, Cleo, can you stop being a fucking bitch for two seconds?
2. You go, girl. Beauty standards be damned.
3. Julianna doesn’t date the mower and now the BEAUTIFUL MEADOW SUFFERS BC HE’S A CRAZY SHIT HEAD
4. The Mayor needs to chill the fuck out. Elizabeth-Jane can’t do anything right today, but dad needs to get over his self loathing
5. All hail the holy balls of the juggler
6. That speaker really REALLY likes balls
7. North Star is freedom bitches. Fight the power.
8. Deceitful people are fun af
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I do not ship Josie and Cleo
Cleo is an abusive bag of dicks I don’t care how gay it is.
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reblog if you would fight thomas jefferson outside a wendy's in the dead of night
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Jack gets all awkwardly possessive about Bitty whenever anyone flirts, like he wants to fucking fight anyone who bats an eyelash at his man but he knows he can’t actually do that so he winds up halfway between a fuck-off glare and a polite smile
Bitty mostly finds it hilarious, when it’s not causing actual awkwardness in his social interactions
it actually leads to some of the best sex of his life when he happens to mention the first boy he ever kissed, a running back on his dad’s football team whose name was Ashton Schmidt, and Jack apparently decides that he needs to prove to Bitty right that damn second that he is more man than Ashton Schmidt will ever be
Bitty hadn’t begun to dream that Jack might ever want to visit him in Georgia when he was giggling and whispering provocation about Ashton Schmidt’s tonsil-hockey skills
so when they go to a Fourth of July party at an assistant coach’s house and Bitty’s introducing Jack around to a circle of football alumni home from college for the summer, he doesn’t realize until he’s in the middle of saying Ashton’s name that Jack knows
he glances at Jack, desperately hoping he’s not putting two and two together, but the die has been cast–Jack has that strained look on his face, and Ashton looks kind of terrified
a few minutes later Bitty spots the two of them alone in a corner, looking very serious
he immediately rushes over to prevent Jack from pulling any jealous-lover bullshit, because while Jack has never actually lost his shit and punched anyone in the face, he also hasn’t encountered anyone that Bitty’s actually been involved with
and Bitty gets there just in time to hear Jack say in a quiet, intense voice
“…know he didn’t have very many good things in his life back then, so I just wanted to say thank you for being there for him.”
they shake hands, and Ashton heads back over to his friends while Bitty comes up next to Jack
Jack watches Ashton go, and says to Bitty, all satisfied
“my butt is better”
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hamilton act 1: hey everybody! are you ready for a fun, upbeat hip-hop musical about a non-stop immigrant with romance, comedy, and fun?
audience: yes!
hamilton act 2: hey FUCKERS. are you ready for some gritty, angst filled sadness and despair? not to mention a torrid affair, heartbreak, and DEATH?
audience: ...no?
hamilton act 2: too fucking bad
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so I saw a headcanon about whiskey having overbearing parents about his manners and his grades but are also unattentive towards him all other times and I can just imagine Parents Day coming around and Bitty introduces him mom to the team and all of their parents and then Mama Bittle just sees whiskey off sitting by himself and then she adopts him and take him to dinner and listens to all of his hopes and dreams
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“Doctors who spent years studying the human body”
Do you mean doctors who spent years learning about abled white cis men’s bodies
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