journalofthememes
journalofthememes
Journal of the Memes
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Not an acitve meme blog so much as a place to post meme ideas that I come up with. This is a sideblog. The girl behind the keyboard is a Star Wars nerd and there may be SW themed memes on occasion.
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journalofthememes · 6 years ago
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Send me 'Reflection' + a moment from my muse's canon, and I'll write that scene from their perspective. Or, send me 'Recollection' + a moment, and I'll write my muse looking back on that scene from a later point in time.
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journalofthememes · 6 years ago
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A Small Selection of Prompts for Random Starters
Send me a 📖 and I’ll grab a nearby book, open to a random page and build a starter from a random line of dialogue.
Send me a  🎬 and I’ll build a starter around a quote from the last movie I watched.
Send me a  ♫ and I’ll put my playlist on shuffle and make a starter from a lyric in the resulting song.
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journalofthememes · 6 years ago
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“You Remind Me Of...” Muse Edition:
I’ve seen plenty of ‘Which character do I remind you of?’ memes for us to have fun with ooc, so why not let our muses in on the game? Have your muse tell mine who they remind them of IC.
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journalofthememes · 7 years ago
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Star Wars EU/Legends Quote Starters - Skywalker Family Edition
( 186 quotes in total, extending below the readmore ) 
❝ I don't like that you can win an argument without using verbs. ❞  ❝ The future is to be lived, not prearranged. ❞  ❝ Did you just make me stand on my head for two hours because I was annoying you? ❞  ❝ Thank you for reducing our task to its basic components. Come on. ❞  ❝ Are you content? You've been alone for so long... ❞  ❝ Your emotions betray you. ❞  ❝ Would you please stop saying things like that? ❞  ❝ I'm always prepared to entertain the suggestion that I’m wrong. The universe is nothing if not humbling. ❞  ❝ That’s not what I was going to say, but it’s probably true. ❞  ❝ You don't plan to infiltrate an Imperial battle station and save a princess, do you? ❞  ❝ No. I'm your father. That's my job. ❞  ❝ Not everything here is dead. You're alive. I'm alive. ❞  ❝ Trust me or kill me, ___. In the end, it'll come out the same. I will not harm you. ❞  ❝ My name is ____, and I want you to take my hand. ❞  ❝ None of the stories people tell about me can change who I really am. ❞  ❝ If it's not too much of a cliché, take me to your leader. If it is too much of a cliché, take me anyway. ❞    ❝ Smells good. Just like we used to make back home. ❞  ❝ No, it was the food — definitely the food. ❞  ❝ What's a duck? ❞  ❝ I've not done anything like this before. ❞  ❝ That ‘rock’ also happens to be the location of one of ____'s strongholds. ❞ ❝ We built junk racers more sophisticated than this out of spare parts when I was ten. ❞     ❝ I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas. ❞  ❝ I laid a trap. That's quite a bit different than inviting them. ❞ ❝ The deepest cut I ever gave him was in refusing to join him. I think the next deepest cut was when I forgave him. ❞  ❝ You've probably heard this before, but it's a trap. ❞  ❝ I'll be careful. ❞  ❝ Now go, and stop worrying, or I swear I'll come back as a ghost and bug you while you're on a date. ❞  ❝ There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've constructed an entire philosophy of evil. ❞  ❝ Bionic hand, I love you! ❞  ❝ We all need a dream. ❞  ❝ I have a few... associates accompanying me. ❞ ❝ And there's something else. I sensed a disturbance in the Force. ❞ ❝ Is there something you want to tell me? ❞  ❝ You really don't want to see me angry, and I think you're smart enough to know that. ❞    ❝ If you want to try me, go ahead and make that threat. ❞  ❝ Well, the truth is in there somewhere… ❞  ❝ Can you do two hundred push-ups? ❞  ❝ Hey, there are worse family traditions. ❞  ❝ That's — I mean, thanks, but I barely know anything. ❞  ❝ Could anything be worse than what we already know? ❞
❝ You think the dark side is scary, you say that to her. ❞  ❝ I activated my lightsaber first. That's not what Jedi do. ❞    ❝ We protect and defend those who can't defend themselves. ❞    ❝ I failed my first test on the whole light side–dark side thing pretty miserably. ❞  ❝ I don't have a title—I'm not a Senator, I'm not a general any longer, I'm not an ambassador. He used my name like an insult.   ❞  ❝ You know what I like about coming to worlds so backrocket that no one watches the news broadcasts? No one ever says, “Hey, you look taller on the 'Net.” ❞ ❝ I won't be the first to die to keep you from winning. ❞  ❝ Your feelings betray you. ❞  ❝ You can't just walk up to a woman and say 'Hello, I've heard about your large bank account, let's get married.' ❞ ❝ No thanks, I don't want to look like a grumpy, thickheaded, craggy-faced old man. ❞  ❝ Yes, of course... ___, roll your eyes for me, would you? I'm out of practice. ❞  ❝ That works for you? I hope you don't expect me to believe that. ❞   ❝ Your lack of faith hurts me. ❞  ❝ When you become a father, you'll discover how much fun that is. ❞  ❝ Sometimes a Jedi must deal with the disappointment of having to tell the truth. ❞  ❝ I'll trust you to improve the story. ❞  ❝ Watch your language. ❞  ❝ Do you really want to take me on right now? I don't recommend it. ❞  ❝ Every generation has its challenges to face, its own battles to win. Why should yours be any different? Running away from your responsibilities won't solve anything. ❞  ❝ So you see, there never was any real danger. All flash—no crash. Everybody happy? ❞  ❝ I'll have my lightsaber... and you can have your blasters... What else could you ask for? ❞  ❝ Sometimes, what we succeed in doing is not exactly what we intended to do. Focus on what you accomplished, rather than on what you merely hoped to do. ❞  ❝ You may begin his training immediately. ❞  ❝ The Force calls each of us differently. ❞  ❝ Be careful who you smile at around here. I'm not ready to be a grandfather. Or even a father-in-law. ❞  ❝ You think you might be happier dispensing caf or sketching caricatures? ❞  ❝ I think you've just been adopted. ❞  ❝ There was a sense to you, when we met, that would not let me fear you. ❞  ❝ Countless others have learned that not fearing ___ can be trouble. ❞  ❝ The Force brought us together, and kept bringing us together until neither of us could deny our destiny to be together forever. ❞  ❝ If you do not take your hands off her, I will take your hands off you. ❞  ❝ That bad? Keep the drinks coming, please. ❞  ❝ I mean regardless. ❞  ❝ I feel... fear and anger. Aggression. Danger. ❞  ❝ The Jedi were the guardians of peace. The servants of the Old Republic, not its masters. ❞  ❝ I was just thinking about how I'm going to have to train them some day. ❞  ❝ Behold, the favorite weapon of Jedi before the invention of the lightsaber - the sledgehammer.❞   ❝ Aghh! What are you doing? ❞  ❝ You are like tempered steel, purposeful and razor-keen. ❞  ❝ Always you shall be in the front rank, a burning brand to your enemies, a brilliant fire to your friends. ❞     ❝ Take comfort in the fact that, though you stand tall and alone, others take shelter in the shadow that you cast. ❞ ❝ I am so glad I found you and didn't kill you. ❞  ❝ Really? And I always thought the reason you left was to join the Rebellion and save the galaxy.❞  ❝ Have you tried cash? Money. A travel case full of credit notes. You know. A bribe. Or make it sound nice. Call it a consulting fee. ❞  ❝ It is, as some admiral once said, a trap. ❞  ❝ Time for you to do one of the six or eight things you do best. ❞  ❝ Well, what happens if you need a diplomat who can also practice philosophy, fight with a lightsaber, and levitate small objects? ❞  ❝ Who else are they going to call but us? ❞  ❝ It's always nice to meet new people and make new enemies. ❞  ❝ If I wanted to tell you, I would, wouldn't I? ❞  ❝ You've got me. I hate that shirt. In fact, I think you're a crummy dresser, period. ❞  ❝ Darling. I love you, you are my life and my light - but If you ever do this to me again I will vape you where you stand. ❞  ❝ He could have called you 'Master'. Like I do sometimes. ❞  ❝ I always play fair. Exactly as fair as my opponents. ❞  ❝ Where did you learn that smile? Have you been practicing in front of a holo of Han Solo? ❞  ❝ It's not about the legacy you leave, it's about the life you live. ❞  ❝ I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarrassing way to die. ❞  ❝ Stupid, stupid. A big fat diversion—the oldest trick on the list, and I fell for it like some dumb farm kid. ❞  ❝ You can't hear a whisper if you're constantly shouting. ❞  ❝ I've been letting you do the talking, and all it's gotten us so far is an enforced vacation. ❞  ❝ Negotiating is the art of getting what you want. It's not the art of making the other side feel better. ❞  ❝ If they were our partners, we wouldn't need to negotiate. ❞  ❝ Okay, so maybe my best friend's a lizard. ❞  ❝ The wrath of the Empire truly knows no boundaries. ❞  ❝ We can't keep meeting like this, ___. ❞  ❝ When I first met ___, I was under a compulsion to kill him. Generally not a good sign for a lasting relationship. ❞  ❝ He accepted me, as no one else had done before. ❞  ❝ The coming battle may prove their intent. ❞  ❝ I secretly hope he will betray us. ❞    ❝ You mean if we get out of here alive? ❞  ❝ During my training I have witnessed few who dared defy the Empire. ❞  ❝ The desire to be out there saving the galaxy is in your blood so thick I can hear it screaming from here. ❞  ❝ Trust me, my capacity for mayhem is undiminished. ❞  ❝ Service to evil is still evil. ❞  ❝ What you're saying is that doing something wrong isn't really wrong if your motives are good. That's nonsense. ❞  ❝ Sure, why not? I didn't have anything else planned for after lunch. ❞  ❝ Look after my apprentice, won't you? ❞  ❝ I get the proverbial bad feeling about this. ❞  ❝ Don't you people have a conscience? ❞  ❝ Betray me? As in they stab me in the back, or do they just give me a swift kick in the butt? ❞  ❝ Do you wax your beard? It just seems very shiny. ❞  ❝ Your eyes can deceive you, be mindful of your feelings, girls are fun but dangerous, and ____ has extra cards up his sleeve. ❞  ❝ Sorry about my last message. I’ve been assured that whining is a family trait and that I should be over it by the time I'm thirty, but that's not much comfort. ❞  ❝ It’s our job to keep the Force in balance and to help people stay in balance with the Force, to detect wrongs and make them right, and to serve as models for very attractive lines of boots. ❞  ❝ Oh. That's sad. I was looking forward to being called Sparky. ❞  ❝ ___, what's ‘kriffing’? ❞  ❝ I don't think I've ever seen so many brown robes together in one place. It's like a showroom for the world's dullest textile factory. ❞  ❝ You have the manners of a bantha with digestion problems. If you had children, I hope they were raised by piranha-beetles so they'd be nicer than you. ❞  ❝ You know us, practicing the fine family tradition of rescuing people from the dark side. ❞  ❝ I like my body intact, thank you very much. ❞  ❝ You know, it gives me hope that you screwed up so badly and so consistently as a kid. ❞  ❝ How do you feel? Better than you look, I hope. ❞  ❝ Have a peaceful... whatever. ❞  ❝ This, from the man who's worn a bowl-cut hairstyle almost all his adult life. ❞  ❝ If you start to feel evil, tell me as soon as possible. Don't wait and cut my hand off first. ❞  ❝ When the rocks fall, we get out of the way. ❞  ❝ Sorry. I just got tired of hearing the same old phrases, the same old way, year after year. ❞  ❝ Use the same cliché phrases too long and people stop hearing their message, you know? ❞  ❝ Don't feel bad. Civilized politics are even worse. ❞  ❝ What if we're completely wrong? ❞  ❝ A Jedi without a lightsaber is a lot less dashing to the girls. ❞  ❝ Coincidence, or misinterpretation. People hear what they want to hear. Keep it vague enough, and a prophecy or prediction'll fit pretty much anything. ❞  ❝ I've… got a strange feeling... As if… as if I've been here before! ❞  ❝ Is mind reading a new Force power you picked up and forgot to tell me about? ❞  ❝ Don't get killed, ___. ❞  ❝ That's... hardly ever a good thing. ❞  ❝ Oh, but this is nothing like Dagobah, where mold rotted everything, duraplast included, and did it stink. Even my lightsaber blade stank. Food stank. Yoda stank. Distilled water stank, I'm not sure how. ❞  ❝ Great. Should I open the top hatch and hurl rocks at it? ❞  ❝ In the future, I suggest that we only ever fight guys who set up their lairs in posh hotel suites. ❞  ❝ I know, I know... ‘Back in the old days’. Back during the Empire. Back when starships were made of wood. Back when there were no holodramas, just puppet shows. Back when a hypercomm system was a long string stretched between two planets with a durasteel caf cup at either end... ❞  ❝ Let us not devolve into insults. ❞  ❝ You're about to meet a whole bunch of people who not long ago were your sworn enemies and say, “Hi there, I used to be a ___ but I’m not anymore.” I’d be nervous too. ❞  ❝ ___ is no assassin! They’re my best friend. ❞  ❝ Not everything that comes through the freight system is a stock item. ❞  ❝ I apologized, but they didn't accept it. They just used it as an excuse to keep being rude. ❞  ❝ Is politics always like that? Why don't you both say what you mean? ❞  ❝ If they're both afraid of the same thing, why are they on opposite sides? ❞    ❝ Doing the right thing isn't something special. It's the minimum. It's where we start each morning, not where we try to end up one day in the future. ❞    ❝ I have no time for you now. I must first liberate the planet. ❞  ❝ So you're behind this, you poisonous traitor. ❞  ❝ Politics is an ancient and noble calling. Without politicians our societies would descend into anarchy and chaos. ❞  ❝ I'm not claiming the system is perfect. Obviously there's room for improvement. ❞  ❝ Oh yes, what a useful recommendation for my candidacy. “Likes to drive dangerous machines very fast.” ❞  ❝ If I am ever elected Supreme Chancellor of the Senate, I will decree that all Jedi must demonstrate an emotion at least once a year. ❞  ❝ Rumor has it you were hurt defending the spynet facility. ❞  ❝ Of course he did. I believe that's his job description, isn't it? ❞  ❝ ‘Force’ me out of the Order? Was that a pun? ❞  ❝ And you, what does your heart tell you you're meant for? ❞  ❝ Ours is a path of service. We serve justice. ❞  ❝ There is no justifying... my actions. Yet I was saved from darkness. You must believe me. ❞  ❝ The comm system isn't being jammed in the planetary atmosphere. It's being jammed from space. ❞  ❝ I hereby authorize you to be nervous, too. ❞  ❝ Are you thinking that's our way in? ❞  ❝ We have a lot in common, ___. Perhaps we'll meet again. ❞  ❝ I can ask ____. They'll tell me what I want to know. ❞  ❝ I could fly this thing in my sleep. ❞
Bonus: Darth Vader Quotes
❝ It is pointless to concern yourself with your friends now. The Force has ordained this moment.❞   ❝ I am a disturbance in the Force. ❞  ❝ The Emperor is not here. I speak for the Empire. ❞  ❝ You may keep your title — for another two minutes. ❞ ❝ I am your reward; you don't find me handsome? ❞   ❝ Tell the navigator if we arrive one minute after his estimate, he needn't worry about the return trip. ❞  ❝ Only you have the skill, the determination, and the training to enable you to follow a path so cold, and twisted, and dangerous, and pointless. ❞  ❝ The old system is dead. You would be wise to subscribe to the new one. ❞  ❝ I hope, for your sake, this is important. ❞ 
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journalofthememes · 7 years ago
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Star Wars EU/Legends Quote Starters - Organa-Solo Family Edition
( 104 quotes in total, extending below the readmore )
❝ If you lie to us, we'll know it. ❞    ❝ Since when did a Corellian ever care about odds? ❞  ❝ You can embrace our foes if you like. I'm going to knock them down. ❞    ❝ Don't make the mistake I did, don't let anyone push you into that. ❞  ❝ No, don't gush on so. It was nothing, really. ❞      ❝ No one is of no consequence. ❞  ❝ But I've almost got it working! ❞  ❝ Well, I don't think it's so strange that you had a dream with me in it. ❞  ❝ Do you think something's wrong? ❞  ❝ Sometimes, when I don't plan it, something I do hurts somebody. ❞  ❝ Following our destiny is a pretty romantic notion. ❞  ❝ I want you to know you can trust me. ❞  ❝ I'll remember what you said about vengeance...but they've made this war personal.  ❞  ❝ You want me to move?  Come on and move me! ❞  ❝ Everybody gets a nasty surprise someday, I'd rather get it standing up than lying down. ❞  ❝ Sneaky?  Not me.  I'm not sneaky. ❞  ❝ I may be young, but I'm not stupid. ❞  ❝ Good thing some mistakes can’t be repeated. ❞  ❝ I don't plan to die. ❞  ❝ It's not a lie, ___.  You are my best friend. I love you. ❞  ❝ I'm going to get you out of this. Believe me. ❞  ❝ What's it going to take to bring you over to our side, anyway? ❞  ❝ Don't ever, ever say that. Someone important might hear you. ❞  ❝ Have you ever given a straight answer in your life?❞  ❝ I didn't have time to come up with any new tricks.❞  ❝ Be bold... be creative! You know... lie! ❞  ❝ Nobody ends up living their lives the way they expect. ❞  ❝ It's nice to feel wanted. ❞  ❝ If he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him? ❞  ❝ I'm a team player. As long as the rest of the team stays behind me. ❞  ❝ I swear, I hate having a good reputation. I hate it. ❞  ❝ Let me find my pants first. ❞  ❝ Why can we never just sit down and have a decent meal anywhere in the galaxy? ❞  ❝ Aw, come on. You know you love us. ❞  ❝ I'm not here to fix the galaxy. I just want to fix a corner of it here and there. ❞  ❝ I never explain myself. It's a bad habit. ❞  ❝ If I were you, I'd start rethinking my loyalties. ❞  ❝ Save me, ____. You're my only hope.❞  ❝ I'm going to grow a beard, just in case. ❞  ❝ Hang on, I'm trying to figure out these weird knobs and switches... ❞  ❝ You don't have a plan?! You don't have a plan. No one ever has a plan. Why does no one ever have a plan? ❞ 
❝ I have plenty of manners. I'm very, uh, mannerful. ❞  ❝ What are you talking about? I'm the same as ever. Timeproof, weatherproof, rust resistant. ❞  ❝ That's not the years, it's the parsecs. ❞    ❝ Brandy, you've failed me. ❞  ❝ I hate dirty tricks like that... particularly when I don't pull them first! ❞    ❝ Mostly I'm looking forward to playing pirate again. ❞  ❝ If you think the other guy might have a blaster hidden under the table... bring two blasters. ❞ ❝ Rain poured on his head wherever he moved and sad synthesized music filled the hallways.❞  ❝ What do you call the person who brings a rancor its dinner? ❞  ❝ You're a fraction of the man your father is. ❞  ❝ C'mon, you've done more dangerous things than this before. ❞  ❝ All the answers fall short of the truth. ❞  ❝ All the anger and the hate, I didn't bring it with me. ❞  ❝ You know why TIE fighters scream in space? ❞  ❝ You appear to have decided I'm an idiot. ❞  ❝ Well, you'd better sit down again, because this is a very long story. ❞  ❝ Say, what does an Imperial Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? ❞  ❝ There should be a way of achieving peace other than fighting. ❞ ❝ Okaaaay. We really don't need to hear more — at least I don't. ❞  ❝ You are a poor excuse for a sentient being. ❞  ❝ Do you even know how to use a lightsaber? ❞  ❝ Hey, the universe is the one with the problem. It's just our job to fix it. ❞  ❝ In just a few words, you've summed up my love life. ❞  ❝ That may be the single worst strategy I've ever heard. ❞  ❝ I want you to know that I still love you. And I always will. ❞  ❝ Nice to see that everyone is so comfortable with deciding my destiny. ❞  ❝ Well, I would have used the word crotchety myself, but yes. ❞  ❝ Not to put it too delicately, but you stink. ❞ ❝ They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes. ❞  ❝ I didn't shave today. You didn't notice? ❞  ❝ All kids argue like senior politicians. Except that not all senior politicians can cry on cue. ❞  ❝ Why is it you always get formal when you're about to do something stupid? ❞  ❝ Never tell me the odds, just kiss me. ❞  ❝ So, basically you're saying that every smuggler knows this shortcut? ❞  ❝ Keep fighting until you can no longer fight, then exhaust the enemy chasing you, and turn and fight some more. ❞    ❝ Keep fighting. I promise you, we will prevail. ❞  ❝ He loves it when I dress like this. ❞  ❝ Vainglorious. Vain plus glorious. Go ahead, deny it. ❞  ❝ I invited him. Just now. ❞  ❝ Is that all friendship is to you — weakness? ❞  ❝ I'm saving that little tale for chapter seven of my book. ❞  ❝ But I'm not him. I’m not your teacher, or your confessor. ❞    ❝ I'm only your daughter by a cruel trick of fate. ❞  ❝ I felt the same way when ___ switched to comedy. ❞  ❝ Feel free to wander around the main part of the city. Just don't insult anybody and, whatever you do, don't eat anything. ❞  ❝ Now I know why you never want to be told the odds. Because you don't know what they mean!❞  ❝ We had our first kiss in the belly of a space slug. Believe me when I say that my expectations of doing anything remotely romantic with you have never been particularly high.❞  ❝ Letting you have a flamethrower would be like letting children play with thermal detonators.❞  ❝ We're never going to have a tidy family tree. ❞  ❝ If you do find the truth, as you call it, you might end up wishing you'd let it stay dead. ❞  ❝ Nothing matters more to me, do you understand? ❞  ❝ Don't ask for my help again. ❞    ❝ Don't bring the past into this house. It's all just pain and death. ❞  ❝ It takes a lot to make her cry, so I suggest you empty a blaster rifle clip in the direction of whatever did. ❞  ❝ We're in this together, nerf herder. ❞  ❝ Traveling with you three is like being on a ship full of children. ❞  ❝ Do you call insulting our hosts negotiating? ❞  ❝ Don't worry, ___. He's not going to shoot you. ❞  ❝ Wisdom is knowing when you've given all you can. ❞  ❝ What you have, Senators, is a consensus of fools. ❞  ❝ You did that deliberately, didn't you? ❞  ❝ How romantic — we're both wanted. ❞  ❝ Don't confuse refusing help with not needing it. ❞
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journalofthememes · 7 years ago
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With one ask, try to elicit a strong emotional response from my muse
Make them angry, scare them, or make them sad. Give them a shock or brighten their day. Fluster or frustrate or infuriate, it’s your call. 
Bonus points if you know my character well enough to know how to get a strong reaction with as few words as possible.
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journalofthememes · 8 years ago
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‘Christmas in the Stars’ Lyric Starters
Inspired by the often overlooked Star Wars Christmas Album Feel free to change pronouns or otherwise edit the lines to better fit your muse when sending.
Oh my stars, I’ve never been so busy before!
And we will sing!
How could you ask a question like that?
Of course I’m getting ready, it’s all on my list!
Everyone will be delighted! Even I am quite excited.
Yes, it is terrific, but there’s more!
Everyone will have a cookie, I brought extra for the Wookiee.
I just hope that everybody will be here.
I agree, we had better help them.
Only a Wookiee would kiss a droid.
What do you mean, “What are bells?”!?
Not that bells and indigestion are the same…
I was afraid you’d ask…
What are the odds, this time of year, of snow?
You doubt the odds of getting a box of oversized socks?
It makes all other odds seem terribly, terribly small.
I’d like to point out that the odds of adding an extra month are ninety-two million to three.
You can’t chain father time to a tree.
You see just how lucky we were?
We have a scarf for ___, right?
Couldn’t we get him earmuffs?
That leaves one big problem.
We gave him a comb last year.
What can you get a Wookiee for Christmas, when he already owns a comb?
What can you get in a hurry for a furry kind of friend like that?
Well, he doesn’t need a tie clip, and he doesn’t use shaving foam…
It’s really a problem.
Let’s give him love and understanding.
If you come over here, you’ll find a wonderful surprise.
You’ll have to plug into the central computer.
We hope our little message gets to you.
We look up at the winter stars, we know that’s where you are.
Our chimney’s big and round, so you can come right down.
If the snow becomes too deep, just give a little beep.
Spreading cheer is easy with you here.
What do you mean? That ‘noise’ is singing!
You want me to teach you how to sing?
Well, I don’t know if I can. It’s rather complicated.
Perhaps I can sing you the explanation?
That’s a kind of sound you won’t find in your memory core.
Add another one after that, and then another three, or more.
And suddenly you’re singing.
There’s a kind of feeling when you sing a melody, and another person sings along in harmony.
It’s the loveliest thing that you can do.
These difficult things are the things you never will understand!
If you could only give it a try and see it all through…
Your voice would float like a feather if we sing together.
Just… try putting the notes where they belong.
I know that you can do it and you’ll get through it.
Don’t give up now.
You’re flying so high you’re up in the blue.
Just keep that music coming.
It’s a little like jumping into space.
Just give it the best that you have.
Take a guess, yes yes.
We finally found the perfect gift! Here it is, a brush!
Have a little fun, eat a honey bun
Here is a hammer without a head, so when you miss a nail you’ll never hit your thumb instead.
Now here’s a costume that’s very weird
When you put it on it seems you’ve gone and disappeared.
Hey! Did you just tickle me?
Well if you didn’t, then who did?
He doesn’t want us to see him. Maybe he’s shy?
Or maybe ___ doesn’t *exist*.
Oh, ___ exists, all right.
You mean… you actually saw ___?
No, ___, you weren’t there.
Don’t listen to ___, I’m the one telling the story.
I hid under a bench.
What do you mean? I wasn’t frightened at all. No! I was under there because I… didn’t want to get in the way.
Could it be that ___ is alive? 
Wait, wait, here’s the best part.
I think you have me confused with my father.
Not one feeling can compare to a moment filled with care. 
May the Force be with you, always.
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