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HI KIDS. I'm over on @nerdynanny now-- you miss Ford? He's THERE.

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GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

TAGGED BY: @chainsxwsmile​ TAGGING:THE DASH

1. FIRST NAME: Max

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I was born with one functioning eye.

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: I’m ace so physical attraction isn’t a big thing? Folks need to be mature, self-sufficient, and able to hold down a job.

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: Tacos?

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: Asparagus. Honestly any cooked vegetable that SQUEAKS. Also peas. Peas are nasty as fuck.

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: 90′s Sitcoms.

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: Depends on the weather. Boxers, usually.

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: Neither. I’m happy as I am thank you.

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: I’d probably go back to when I was 16 and prevent myself from getting in that car accident on Easter.

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: Oh dear god no. Maybe when I’m drinking I’m a bit more affectionate, but I’m too emotionally constipated to show I care 24/7.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: Back to the Future Part III. It’s my favorite.

12. FAVORITE BOOK: Artemis Fowl. Not sure which in the series I love most but the original is dear to my heart.

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: DOG ARMY.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: Oh shit. JackFord [feat @sonxflight​], SharkBait [feat @chainsxwsmile​], BillFord [feat @triangularus​]. Hex and Ford [feat @amvlett​] and RickFord [feat @dirnensions​]. My OTP for Mabel tho is with @implausiblynaive​‘s Morty. Stan/Money is my otp for him cuz he’s ace/aro.

15. PIE OR CAKE: Pie.

16. FAVORITE SCENT: Sandalwood and the Ocean.

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: Manny Jacinto. He’s all that and a bag of chips.

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: The UK. Anywhere but the US.

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: Ambivert. I tend to respond to the types of folk around me.

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: HAHAHAHA. No. But I DO have an intense response to jump scares. I’ve been banned from a few haunted houses because of it.

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: iPhone.

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: So many fucking games. Mostly on PC. Tho my buddy is sending me a PS4 so I’m hoping to find good games for that.

23. DREAM JOB: Animal rescue.

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: Give everyone I know ten thousand bucks and use the rest on myself.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: Delores Umbridge. But you’re supposed to hate her.

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: Ben 10 I guess. I love the fandom from afar but I’m not keen on jumping back in it again.

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triangularus‌

    I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

A BITCH.

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YOUNG VS. OLD!

Tagged by:  @sonxflight Tagging: the whole ass dash

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@triangularus​ is a bitch.

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                          AIN’T NO REST FOR THE WICKED

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if yer not following @jakobscrest idk what to tell ya. MY GAY SON DESERVES LOVE.

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thirtnth‌:

“Travel with me?”

“Can Waddles come too? It’s very important. He’s really well behaved and house trained.”

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dnawield‌

@journalsauthored​ said: “GET BACK HERE!” The brunette shouts as she chases down the gnome. Mabel appeared to be on the warpath, pulling out a grappling hook and shooting it into the air so she could swing and drop down on the offending creature. She managed all this while letting out some sort of archaic battle cry, plucking the prize up– noticing she wasn’t alone. “Gnome stole my pig’s collar. Who are YOU?”

          Truthfully,  a  gnome  wasn’t  one  of  the  most  bizarre  of  things  Ben  had  witnessed  scurrying  by.  Just  assumed  it  was  some  sort  of  alien  that  just  appeared  gnome-like,  and  maybe  the  brunette  girl  simply  was  not  acquainted  to  the  world  of  aliens.  It  would  be  an  oddity  considering  how  much  more  wide  spread  the  knowledge  of  the  existence  of  aliens  were,  however,  some  places  were  lacking  in  the  knowledge. 

            ❝  Huh  whu————- name’s  Ben!  Guess  that  name  didn’t  get  to  far  over  here.  Hey  you  want  some  help  grabbin’  that  guy?  I  know  a  guy  who  can  help!  Actually  wait  you  seem  to  have  gotten  that…  fine.  ❞ 

“Ben? Neat name.” Mabel appeared thoughtful for a moment-- hadn’t she heard about a famous Ben before? Some teenage hero? She shrugged, tossing her hair over her shoulder, securing it with her headband that had gotten jostled free during her chase.

“I’m Mabel.” She introduced herself with a cheerful wave, before bringing two fingers to her lips. She whistled sharply and something emerged from the brush. A pig-- a rather large and obviously well cared for pig. It snorted at Ben, making its way to Mabel.

“There’s my little angel! Mommy got your collar back from those creepy gnomes!” Crouching down, Mabel placed the collar back on the pig’s wide neck. Glancing up at Ben, she explained.

“The gnomes have kind of been obsessed with me since I was like, twelve-- I kinda kicked their butts hard and they’ve bothered me whenever I came back to Gravity Falls.” Shrugging, she righted herself, dusting off her extremely bedazzled jeans.

“I’ve never seen you around here before. What brings you to town?”

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am i about to edit a bunch of icons to remove mabel’s braces? yes.

why?

TEEN MABEL.

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if your muse is attracted to one of the pines family-- they like chaotic energy because not a single one of them doesn’t radiate it.

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SCREAMS BECAUSE IT BENDY.

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i don’t write with cis-swap characters y’all

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@amvlett​ meme’d: 😈

“Just to be clear-- I’m not the bad guy here.” He began, lips curled upward in an eternal grin. The muscles were just-- stuck like that. They had been since he’d gotten here. How could he not be smiling? He had won. Victory had fallen into his hands and soon, thanks to this oaf and his library-- he’d have his long awaited revenge.

“I actually owe you for helping me out here. Who’d have thought cashing in an old favor would turn out so well?” He spoke in Stanford’s voice-- but this wasn’t Ford. It hadn’t been. Not since he collapsed before lunch, waking up with yellow eyes and that wicked grin.

“Now I’m gonna dismember you and then destroy your home-away-from-home! But since I am such a swell guy-- I might let you live long enough to watch everything burn to the ground! Wow-- I really am generous, aren’t I?” He turned toward his shackled companion.

“Oh-- and to help ease your fears, I want you to know that ol’ Sixer is spending every passing moment in agonizing mental anguish. Which is hilarious when you think about it. He wants to die-- but he can’t because I’m the thing keeping him alive!” Bill laughed gleefully. To him it was funny-- to anyone else it sounded like torture. “Making him watch as I kill you and the rest of his family is the icing on the cake.”

“RULING this dimension doesn’t matter to me-- I’m perfectly fine handing it over to my buddy. I might just throw a party and invite every demon you ever made a deal with. It’s gonna be a rager!”

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i wanna do bill things.

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smoodlemuse‌:

@journalsauthored​ asked: “Wait– who did you say you were again?” Surprised Ford is surprised. Also in a bathrobe that looks a bit TOO small for him. He’s wearing one of Hex’s.

  “ oh– well i’m hex’s brother. its a pleasure to make your aqu– ” he stopped when he realized who’s robe the man in front of him was wearing.

   “ ….. i think you should explain yourself first. ” cue the magic chains.

“Wait I’m--” He couldn’t very well get an answer out before the chains bound him. There was a flicker of an unpleasant memory-- but he quickly pushed it down. Panic later, answer now.

“His boyfriend!” He finished, squirming.