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(( trying this AGAIN

(( for reference in the near future, when I write her, ardata’s built like what we call “Thinstacked”

(( essentially, thin main body, surprisingly exaggerated assets

any body type hcs for the hiveswap trolls (you can add on to this as you go through)

((Ardata has a absolute dumptruck of a ass, just a absolute bubblebutt, it’s hidden by both her dress and her cape

(( Cirava is a Misshaped Hourglass hourglass leaning more towards the top then the bottom (the power of alternian weed unlocks powers most think would be impossible)

(( Scylla and Bronya are both toned as hell, Scylla leaning more into light muscle girl while Bronya gets a absolute massive cake alongside her tonedness due to her nature as a jadeblood

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(( I lowkey forgot how fucking aggravating tumblr flagging system is, where if you have even so much as a slight amount of a horny image, it just completely hides it

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so you want from ken doll to big balls. What a glow up.

More like a blow up if you ask yourself!

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You’ll see yourself out.

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wait, so you never emptied your balls before you entered this timeline either?

You’ve never had balls to empty before you even entered this timeline

You refer to the reason why you’ve been forced to really buckle down into this timeline, which is this timeline’s Jade slapping a humongous pair of balls and a fat shaft onto you to initiate you into this universe’s degeneracy

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when is the last time you fully emptied those balls?

You don’t think they’ve ever been emptied in general?

Emptied implies either you or folks you’ve been with have lasted long enough to either not get tired from having to deal with the constant tiring orgasms of yours, not (temporarily) experience a utter mindbreak from having to inhale so much of your ballstench, or not have enough human decency to stop wringing you out when you inevitably pass out from your constant splurts

Evidently, no one has been enough of a semen demon to try it

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do you ever enjoy yourself when lynera crushes you

You mean…..’crushes’ is a strong word, it’s more like a sorta…tight smothering? Considering how her assets are a bit more stacked for her top half

Obviously anyone’s gonna enjoy a classic motorboating, it’s a face full of tits, who wouldn’t?

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(( I don’t think it’ll happen because tumblr went fully scorched earth but I kinda hope that the Homestuck series, if it does end up being a thing, ends up causing some sorta homesmut roleplay renaissance

(( I don’t think it’ll be possible because of how crazy the world is and how sex negative tumblr’s staff is but I think it would be cool

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Reader with an oddly person shaped bulge in the front of the aforementioned stretchy pants

You deny these allegations, you love your friends too much to mess with their agency by forcing them to endure hours of your ballmusk. That’s just inhumane!

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You also subtly pull up your pants in question, making anyone that would HYPOTHETICALLY be in there be even more snug against your cock and balls, hopefully they’re HYPOTHETICALLY happy…

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Reblog this if you want NSFW anons

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(( I think you should, Infact, bring back your Roxy

(( you’ve been able to keep the revived chara blog rejuvenated and afloat, your nepeta blog managed to avoid the original firing

(( I think you should celebrate what might end up being the closest we get to a homestuck renaissance that this thing is probably gonna cause when it comes out in September and revive the Roxy blog

(( rebuild the fallen empire, rip off the old scar, lock the fuck in

(( optionally you could also revive your old Jade blog instead since Jade was in the trailer itself but I’m greeeeeedy

(( well dang, first I am revitalized to use this blog thanks to deltarune and now I also want to remake my destroyed homestuck blog thanks to the animated series trailer. What to do. ))

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(( reader in the Homestuck anime or we riot, who’s with me?

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send me    ‘  ♡ _  ♡ ‘    and my muse will admit one to three ( 1-3 )  features of your muse  ( physical or personality )   that they find incredibly attractive. 

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(( this is why I was really excited for you to finally get into both of these chapters after I played them

((Both of these chapters do SO MUCH to characterize Kris and I was both excited and curious to see how you would add on to your portrayal of them with the nuggets these two chapters give in mind

(( that said, ch 3 and the start of 4 so far have characterized Kris so much more. I always sorta struggled to play them because it felt like I was missing a lot of info and investment but now I feel a lot better about actually playing this goddamn freak of a goober ))

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Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.

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TESTING

TESTING

1-2 1-2

ARE WE CONNECTED? ARE WE GOOD?

We are? Cool

Greetings Trolls, Humans, Anons, and other species on this frustrating ruins website, pleasure to meet ya.

The name’s [REDACTED], for the sake of not giving future people an easy bread trial in the possibility I get REALLY famous one day, you can call me J.

I’ll keep my introduction simple, I’m a wizard, a very good one at that, high enough to combat even a royal appointed one. Took blood, sweat, cum, arcane studying, more cum, and a warlock like deal to get to where I am today.

You might know me from certain blogs I’ve helped construct and create, and you might be wondering

“J, you loveable little wizard you, why did you make a blog?”

Simple

A certain muse (the artistic kind, not the roleplay kind) of mine brought up the idea of finally sharing myself and my abilities to the masses, it would be so cool, they said, it WOULD be funny, they said

I’ll admit, I myself was nervous, afraid of what the future would hold, I felt like my abilities were at their best on the down low, where barley any knew of my existence, but after some….

Motivation

I’ve decided to yield, and do their suggestion

You all know the deal, if you know a certain grimdark Lalonde’s kink page you know my kinks, I hope to entertain you all with my antics, and I hope you in return are entertained by me

That will be all. End Recording.

Whew! I forgot how tough the grand wizard act was, and how much mana I need to hide these things.

At the very least this should hopefully be fun…

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…

Why is the orb still glowing

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TESTING

TESTING

1-2 1-2

ARE WE CONNECTED? ARE WE GOOD?

We are? Cool

Greetings Trolls, Humans, Anons, and other species on this frustrating ruins website, pleasure to meet ya.

The name’s [REDACTED], for the sake of not giving future people an easy bread trial in the possibility I get REALLY famous one day, you can call me J.

I’ll keep my introduction simple, I’m a wizard, a very good one at that, high enough to combat even a royal appointed one. Took blood, sweat, cum, arcane studying, more cum, and a warlock like deal to get to where I am today.

You might know me from certain blogs I’ve helped construct and create, and you might be wondering

“J, you loveable little wizard you, why did you make a blog?”

Simple

A certain muse (the artistic kind, not the roleplay kind) of mine brought up the idea of finally sharing myself and my abilities to the masses, it would be so cool, they said, it WOULD be funny, they said

I’ll admit, I myself was nervous, afraid of what the future would hold, I felt like my abilities were at their best on the down low, where barley any knew of my existence, but after some….

Motivation

I’ve decided to yield, and do their suggestion

You all know the deal, if you know a certain grimdark Lalonde’s kink page you know my kinks, I hope to entertain you all with my antics, and I hope you in return are entertained by me

That will be all. End Recording.

Whew! I forgot how tough the grand wizard act was, and how much mana I need to hide these things.

At the very least this should hopefully be fun…

….

…

Why is the orb still glowing

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(( Since tumblr being cringe again, here’s the ask it hid