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how do i make men w long hair luv me

men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on

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ima need yall to agree with me and start saying green because we are fighting about this rn and i want to be right

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@sexhaver

i want a labubu i feel like i’ve been possessed

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i want a labubu i feel like i’ve been possessed

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this makes the photo of us look like we’re in some true crime documentary and they’re talking about how we were a happy normal couple until “THE INCIDENT” happened

is this good

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people really just walk into horror movies and expect them not to deal with uncomfortable things despite the genre being dedicated to discomfort.

i saw so many people complain that lisa frankenstein, a movie where one of the leads is famously a rotting corpse, was too gross for them. when i walked out of nosferatu, i heard people say that the nudity was uncalled for... in a vampire film. nudity? in MY gothic horror?! unheard of!

a LOT of people really need to accept that maybe some genres just aren't to their taste, idk. not every movie needs to be cookie-cutter clean. sexuality is a staple of gothic horror, if not the wider genre horror in General. you don't need to enjoy it, but it doesn't make these things uncalled for.

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boba likes to crawl on you while you’re sleeping and eats your hair

there are two black cats at my parents' house and one of them is named Boba and one is named Lamarr and the easiest way to tell the difference between them is that Boba is the one who looks stupider

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and????

CALLOUT POST FOR MY FIANCEE

she sets 20 fucking alarms on her phone every time she takes a nap and then snoozes (NOT disables) them without ever waking up so eventually there's an alarm going off every three minutes. this lasts for about 40 minutes before she actually wakes up for unrelated reasons

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pov youre a deep sea explorer looking out your sub's porthole

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we got some of our engagement photos back!

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WE ARE ENGAGED!

guys. devastating news to share. i no longer have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world

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Golden Touch † Hand of Midas

— by Clayshaper

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Ghosts on a Tree (1933)

— by Franz Sedlacek

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i am a child bride

Your gf just turned 26? And you're 29?

:/

i read this immediately after taking a dab and it triggered a, no joke, minute-and-a-half-long coughing fit