Any pronouns [she/it is good if u need to fall back on somefin tho] formerly proserpinesPrankster but im tryin 2 make all my accounts uniform. I LOVE CAL STRIDERRR [i have had this fancomic for like 2 days :sob:]
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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh
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Be Punk.
Vote in Presidential elections.
Shop at Farmer's Markets.
Go to the Zoo.
Join a Homeowner's Association.
If you see a Moshpit, stop it. Someone could get hurt.
Start a Book Club.
Invest in Solar Power.
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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I'a going to become my strongest and most powerful Mario for you, okay?
Here we go!
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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
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slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang
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Entertaining.... How am I supposed to make others happy when I feel miserable
Pagliacci ass job
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water
me: I’m king of busy rn
coworker: no really just come here
the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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