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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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every time giorno opens his fucking mouth he says shit like this

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did it work

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random shit that happens in mekakucity talkers for anyone who hasn't read it

hibiya almost drowns in a swamp

when mary gets mad at kano she texts "unforgivable" and "revenge" over and over (with typos)

kido attempts to give shintaro toilet paper through his bathroom window, though they ultimately abandon him because it'd be embarrassing to be spotted doing it (even though they could just conceal themselves)

hibiya gets locked in a warehouse by his parents and is forced to solve riddles to get out

kano and shintaro take nude pictures inside a barn while wrapped in lights. i dont fucking know

hibiya moves to the forest because seto taught him the wonders of nature. he wears bear fur and rides a deer around. he's like going through it in these short stories

shintaro logs out saying "i gotta go to the toilet and im gonna take a really long time... don't get lonely without me! kisses kisses 💗"

mary's phone time travels 20 years in the future and then blows up

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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

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jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

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elon peelon is losing his absolute marbles rn yall

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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What is this, a crossover episode?

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