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Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.

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we are going to have to bring back “smex”

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In light of @staff ‘s recent post, let me remind you of the absolute irony of this piece about censorship of trans identities and bodies getting hit with a mature label

Which I cannot seem to be able to appeal 🙃

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i was looking at this dudes fetish blog and i started laughing so hard at these stupid fucking sound effects i stopped parsing what i was actually looking at

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I am deceased.

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now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺

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HOW are YouTubers and podcasters still doing ads for betterhelp THE FTC ORDERED THEM TO PAY OUT 7.8 MILLION DOLLARS TO THEIR CUSTOMERS FOR SELLING PRIVATE HEALTH INFORMATION

Don’t use betterhelp. Not only do they, again, sell private health information, but their therapists aren’t qualified or trained or supervised. Betterhelp is NOT better than no therapy and any therapist who says otherwise is a fucking hack

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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

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"furry inflation" (2024)

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"can men be lesbians?" bestie in 100 countries women can't be lesbians is this really the most pressing issue rn

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I don't know much about lady Gaga but I saw this clip on my timeline once years ago and since then I've been ride or die. idc. she a real one. I need this energy from more cis folks

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dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out

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Mithrun || Dungeon Meshi 1x21