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Coolest shades 😎

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sorry wigfrid but as a fellow liar, fraud, and most importantly a fellow theater kid, being single is your canon event you can trust him on this he would never lie to you*

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Remake of the new DCTL graphic novel cover with my AU Ink Demon.

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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

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(Image ID: In the first panel, Sammy Lawrence stands on a stage holding a microphone to his mask. He holds its stand with his other hand. He seems to be doing stand-up comedy. There is a stool behind him with a can of bacon soup, and some of its contents is poured into the transparent glass next to it. In the second panel, a crowd of miscellaneous people look at him in a mixture of pure dismay, disgust, and revulsion. End ID)

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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

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Can't help but wonder, how WOULD one bring life back to the Kindergarten? Because like, the life was sucked out of the ground. And gems are made by sucking the minerals out of the earth. So logically, if you gave the earth that life and mineral back, maybe the life could come back. And logically, the best way to do that would be with the injectors. Spinel proved injectors don't necessarily need to be used to plant gems. Replace biopoison with minerals the earth needs, and... It's reasonable that life could be brought back there. You wouldn't be able to fix the planets already colonized, but you'd be able to at least fix some of Earth.

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y'all enjoying the new update so far??

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I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup

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No but Doki Doki Literature Club is so funny actually. The "antagonist" is a tragic character who rewrote the game because she fell in love not with the milquetoast bland protagonist, but with you the person playing the game. She's canonically pansexual but she can deadname you. The game is about a literature club and yet only one of them seems interested in "traditional" literature. She also loves books where people get their limbs affixed to something. The first few hours of the game is fluffy fun anime stuff until suddenly it gets hit with a shockingly realistic depiction of chronic depression. The second act can feature a picture of your childhood best friend's death even though your childhood best friend doesn't exist anymore. There's a four eleven pink-haired baker who's absolutely irate if you say manga can't be literature and her eyes can pop out of her skull. Later on her neck snaps. There's a character named Yuri

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i cant believe concernedape is sleeping at 5 AM rn instead of being wide awake uploading 1.6 for me and my gay autism specifically

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Wheatley is an awkward finger guns bisexual mess of a man and you can't convince me otherwise

He gets no bitches. He is fucking atrocious at dates. My man arrives late, makes like 50 bad puns and then forgets his wallet so he just dives out the window and runs for it hoping that the cops don't get called. He then proceeds to fall over into a trash can and you have to pull him out but oops the restaurant owner is after you so you have to climb into a tree and he gets sticks in his hair and gets distracted by a fucking bug and then you go to jail but it's okay he has a brilliant plan to get out he's gonna punch the fucking crack in the cell wall until you escape. Which actually somehow works because you know robot metal hands are stronger then they look but it takes like a week and the prison guards keep checking in so in a panic he jumps over to you away from the crack to not cause suspicion and ends up crashing right into you which makes the guards angry at you because "no roughhousing" but hey you're out now. And he immediately sets off an alarm which in HIS defense yeah he saw the camera but like the red light wasn't blinking like it does in among us so how was he supposed to bloody know it was on and then you have to break into a cop's car and he says he's gonna "hack" it but he actually just knocks a guy out and steals his keys and then proceeds to break like 50 buttons trying to get directions from the car and now you're being chased by the police and he starts throwing like the donut box in the car at the other cars and at some point throws the entire ass car door but falls out himself and then you have to get out to get his ass up and hide in a grocery store and get in the vents but he's talking the whole time which is very echoey in there so now there's cops trying to get in the vents so you pull a three raccoons in a trench coat trick to walk out which SOMEHOW works and you proceed to drive off of a cliff because wheatley doesn't know how to drive but like luckily he's waterproof so he manages to drag you out after which he's pooped and he like buries himself in sand and curls up like a cat to sleep and then you carry him away and the next thing you know you're on an airplane to the other side of the fucking world to assume new identities and he's like "uhhhh same time tommorrow?"

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Well fuck why would you tell me that.

Now I have to make the most unhinged x reader fic known to man. Thanks a lot /j

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VR horror game that captures when you blink and also has a weeping angel

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after arouind 9pm all music sounds better and all fanfic reads better BUT all thoughts become 97% less reliable. trust me im science

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rose quartz committed a crime

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Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!

Cons of being an artist:

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Steven Universe is the equal and opposite to BBC's Sherlock