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this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’

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they invented a new low just for me

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if im not the first blog you obsessively come to check and mass like/reblog from the second you open your eyes and open this hellhole of a site then don't even bother ✋😔

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Studio 54 bartenders by Jean-Pierre Laffont, 1977

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When I say I have a priest kink I mean I want to be so sexy I turn a man away from god

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I'm in the back of the car with your daddy

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Telling someone how you feel is honestly the hardest shit ever

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You won't reply and we'll go back to strangers

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hey babes mind if i turn my unrelenting mental anguish into hypersexuality to cope

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in the mood to delete everything and disappear

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you know when he’s teaching you shit, googling stuff on his phone to show you, making you watch documentaries, giving you all that knowledge, and all it makes you want to do is suck the soul out of his dick?

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I wish I had serotonin instead of this massive cock

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Before we have any sexual intercourse let me see your Spotify .

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It always freaks me out when people with characters as their pfp post a selfie bc it’s always like ‘wdym you’re hot and aren’t actually Professor Farnsworth from Futurama????’