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Your dad looks gnc af
YOURE INSANE
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You made your bed, now get fucked in it
this is the funniest goddamn ask on tumblr
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im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration
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aalto with all the questions that end in 4
thank you val you've watered my crops and tucked me into bed with a nice cup of water. tw for a mention of self-harm and major injury (amputation) on question 44!
4. Do they have any siblings? How many? Are they older or younger? Which sibling are they the closest with?
Aalto was raised with no siblings!
14. What is their favorite food? How often do they get to eat it?
Aalto absolutely loves baked goods- probably a tie between chocolate cake and croissants. Thankfully, he gets to eat either of those a lot due to the baker in Nucifera being really kind (she accepts magic tricks as payment, sometimes).
24. Do you know their MBTI type?
INFP!
34. How easily do they trust others with their secrets? With their lives?
It depends on how big those secrets are. When it comes to his past, he’ll share it, but when it regards the future or what he wants or feels, it takes way more trust. When it comes to his life, it usually takes others being able to trust him with their lives in return.
44. Do they have any scars? If so, what are the stories behind those scars?
Some scars on his thighs were self-inflicted, while the ones scattering his legs are from exploring the desert and getting into more trouble than he could get out of as a kid. The biggest scar is from when a young Aalto had attempted to cast a spell that was too advanced for him, and it caused the amputation of his right arm from the elbow down.
54. What is their current hairstyle? What have been some of their past hairstyles? Which was their favorite hairstyle?
you get doodle... current hairstyle is his favorite!! of course, he’d mix it up in putting it up and styling it a tiny bit different but this is the BIG ONES...
64. Do they get cold easily? Do they get overheated easily?
Aalto doesn’t overheat very easily, particularly bc he grew up in the desert, but he does get cold VERY easily.
74. What weather is their favorite? Do they like storms?
Aalto LOVES storms, they’re his favorite. His magic relies on the power of the world around him, and he’s exceptional when it comes to water. He also loves the sound of thunder echoing around the earth.
84. Which deadly sin do they represent best?
Wrath. Aalto isn’t that easy to anger, but a lot of his motivation is based on how he’s been treated and what he wants to do to feel retribution.
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and asking this one separate so the other post isnt a billion years long- kadence with all the ones ending in 0!
val you king . thank u... no tws for this one, but I'm putting it under a cut to match aalto’s :)
10. What are some of their talents/skills?
Kadence is REALLY skilled in diplomacy and persuasion. One of the reasons he’s got so much happening with his kingdom as a prince is because he’s able to get it for himself! I’d also qualify his time management and general ability to Keep Shit In Check as skills. :)
20. Do they have any titles? How did they earn them?
Prince Kadence Conculium Nelumbo of the Kingdom of Nucifera... his parents were the king and queen!
30. When frightened, will they resort to “fight” or “flight”?
He resorts to flight! It’s good to note though that with a physical danger that he has to run away from, he’ll try to grab anyone around him that needs to get away! In diplomatic situations, he’ll emotionally withdraw to make the most logical points to keep himself from feeling too affected by the pressure of ruling a kingdom.
40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?
Kadence trusts Aalto, his best friend most. They haven’t known each other for the longest time, but they’ve made leaps in terms of time spent together since then, to the point that Kadence opened his home to Aalto when he had nowhere to go. That trust is absolutely mutual, to the point that Aalto would risk anything for Kadence, and vice versa.
50. How would you describe their style of clothing? How would they describe their style of clothing?
Royal, regal... This man dresses for the job he has, if being a prince is a job. He’d describe it as “professional” or “appropriate” for his position.
60. Describe the way they sleep.
Kadence sleeps kind of like he’s trying to bundle up to hide away? He resorts to the fetal position a LOT, and tends to steal blankets.
70. How do they feel about animals? Do they have any pets?
Kadence loves animals! Unfortunately, he doesn’t have any of his own, but he’s strangely loved by the well-kept cats that wander around the castle walls and seem to somehow find their way inside.
80. Are they a morning person or a night owl?
Kadence is the biggest morning person that has ever morninged. He’s willing to get up early enough to watch the sun rise and to see people in the kingdom wake.
90. Are they right or left handed?
Kadence is right-handed!
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93 fun OC asks because why not
Basics:
1. What is their gender?
2. What is their sexuality?
3. What is the meaning behind their name? Do they have any nicknames?
4. Do they have any siblings? How many? Are they older or younger? Which sibling are they the closest with?
5. What’s their relationship with their parents like? What about other relatives?
6. What would they give their life for?
7. Are they in a romantic relationship? With who? How did they meet?
8. What do they believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?
9. What is their favorite color? Favorite animal?
10. What are some of their talents/skills?
11. If they could make a mark on history, what would they like it to be?
12. How old are they? When is their birthday?
13. What do they do for fun?
14. What is their favorite food? How often do they get to eat it?
15. What was something their parents taught them?
16. Are they religious?
17. Where were they born?
18. What languages can they speak? Where did they learn these languages?
19. What is their occupation?
20. Do they have any titles? How did they earn them?
Personality:
21. What is their favorite thing about their personality?
22. What is their least favorite thing about their personality?
23. Do they get lonely easily?
24. Do you know their MBTI type?
25. What is their biggest flaw?
26. Are they aware of their flaws?
27. What is their biggest strength?
28. Are they aware of their strengths?
29. How would they describe their own personality?
30. When frightened, will they resort to “fight” or “flight”?
31. Does this character ever put somebody else’s needs before their own? Who do they do this for? How often do they do this?
32. What is their self esteem like?
33. What is their biggest fear? How would they react to having to face it?
34. How easily do they trust others with their secrets? With their lives?
35. What is the easiest way to annoy them?
36. What is their sense of humor like? Give an example of a joke they would find humorous.
37. How easy is it for them to say “I love you”? Do they say it without meaning it?
38. What do others admire most about their personality?
39. What does their happily ever after look like?
40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?
Physical Profile:
41. What does their laugh sound like? Do they snort when they laugh? How often do they laugh?
42. What is their favorite thing about their physical appearance?
43. What is their least favorite thing about their physical appearance?
44. Do they have any scars? If so, what are the stories behind those scars?
45. How would they describe their own appearance?
46. How easily can they express emotions? How easily can they hide emotions?
47. What’s their pain tolerance like?
48. Do they have any tattoos? What are the stories behind those tattoos?
49. Do they have any piercings?
50. How would you describe their style of clothing? How would they describe their style of clothing?
51. What is their height? Weight?
52. What is their body type? Are they muscular, chubby, skinny, etc?
53. What is their hair color? Eye color? Skin tone?
54. What is their current hairstyle? What have been some of their past hairstyles? Which was their favorite hairstyle?
55. What is their alcohol tolerance like? What kind of drunk are they? How bad are their hangovers?
56. What do they smell like? Why do they smell like this? (Is it the things they’re around or a perfume they wear?)
57. How do they feel about sex? Are they a virgin?
58. What is their most noticeable physical attribute?
59. What does their resting face look like? Do they have RBF?
60. Describe the way they sleep.
Environment:
61. Which season is their favorite season?
62. Have they ever been betrayed? How did it affect their ability to trust others?
63. What is always guaranteed to make them smile?
64. Do they get cold easily? Do they get overheated easily?
65. What’s their immune system like? Do they get sick often? How do they react to getting sick?
66. Where do they live? Do they like it there?
67. Is their bedroom messy? What about their bathroom? Kitchen? Living room?
68. How did their environment growing up affect their personality?
69. How did the people in their environment growing up affect their personality?
70. How do they feel about animals? Do they have any pets?
71. How are they with children? Do they have any? Do they want any?
72. Would they rather have stability or comfort?
73. Do they prefer the indoors or outdoors?
74. What weather is their favorite? Do they like storms?
75. If given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
76. How organized are they?
77. What is their most prized possession?
78. Who do they consider to be their best friend?
79. What is their economic situation?
80. Are they a morning person or a night owl?
Miscellaneous:
81. Are they bothered by the sight of blood?
82. What is their handwriting like?
83. Can they swim? How well? Do they like to swim?
84. Which deadly sin do they represent best?
85. Do they believe in ghosts?
86. How do they celebrate holidays? How do they celebrate birthdays?
87. What is something they regret?
88. Do they have an accent?
89. What is their D&D alignment?
90. Are they right or left handed?
91. If they were a tweet, what tweet would they be?
92. Describe them as a John Mulaney gif.
93. What’s the most iconic line of dialogue they’ve ever said?
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I'm so much like the joker I have to sleep under a weighted blanket, lest I become mischievous.
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I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
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