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daily affirmations

- I will own a house and decorate it just like I've been dreaming of for years

- I WILL OWN A HOUSE

- my house will have the cutest decor ever

- I will have the most peaceful house of all time

- house

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consider lezzing out when the moment arrives

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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

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when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

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we need to normalize digging and constructing thousands of concealed spear pits without purpose, near walking trails, in back alleys, suburban lawns, anywhere that it might cause pain and suffering to someone random for no reason

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elfs have discovered agriculture but i think they eat mana or some shit so they mostly just farm poisonous plants to kill each other with for fun

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Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

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google, find me an image of a puppy. google. hey, google. No. NO. STOP that. do NOT connect to my printer and try printing out the bloodghoul again. do NOT do that. hey, hey! HEY!

*sound of strained mechanical whirring and blood dripping out of the printer, forming a puddle on the floor*

*muttering under my breath* fickle beast...

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GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED #JERKING MY #COCK

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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!