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Shinra Directors and their side-hustles/hobbies? (Nothing to be taken seriously)

Scarlet: Gun smithing and selling/reviewing beauty products.

Heidegger: Painting miniatures (40k) and running a private security firm.

Reeve: Building figures and making videos for his (Mostly through Cait) DIY channel on ShinraTok or ShinraTube.

Hojo: Testing and hustling unlicensed gas station pills and other supplements/performance enhancers.

Palmer: I have no idea 🤷 foodie videos?

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Even Claudia likes to keep up with the latest trends….

(I need to practice drawing Claudia 😭)

Finally getting into drawing bodies a little bit….

(I honestly believe Scarlet would look amazing in outfits other than her usual dress ☺️)

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No idea if it was her intention (or the devs) but the IRS scenario was amazing…her voice…her flawless pronunciation of all those financial terms…. ♥️ And like every other time as soon as the session ends, she checks on you!

Like Nighrmare, she’s so sweet and so worth getting to know! And her confession was almost too much for me….

Date Everything has so many amazing personalities!

I need to get around to drawing my own Sophia ASAP, lol.

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Was watching some videos about AI artists faking being beginner artists, and it made me feel better about my many past variations of Scarlet 😂 As goofy as she may look sometimes, I drew her myself, and she’d probably have these stashed somewhere in her division…

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President Shinra (Rufus) caught them.

(See the previous post, lol. They were only doing product testing for Shinra Cosmetics…)

Scarlet/Assistant: Shit….

Rufus: (Silently fuming)

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Like a moth to the flame 😭 I ended up gravitating towards danger…. Story of my life in-game and irl, and I end up falling for my literal nightmares and my safe…

Nightmare has an undeniably gorgeous voice as she guides you through your fears. And Sofia… I have an irresistible urge to see what else there is to her personality ♥️

(On a side note, I met a dateable that actually made me uncomfortable, as soon as Volt grabbed my arm… Yeah, nah dude, that’s gonna be a “No” from me. Dorian was right about ya’ll lmao)

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“Product Testing…”

Assistant: Madam Director… I don’t mind that we’re helping the cosmetic division, but why am I the dummy?

Scarlet: Mmm, Ifrit #5…. Or Ifrit #6….

Assistant: Madam Director….

Scarlet: Fine, fine…. It’s because you’re harmless (translation: I trust you), and I’ll make it up to you with dinner…. Wherever you want.

Assistant: Steak… I want steak.

Scarlet: Steak it is. Now tell me. Which do you think is better?

Assistant: Honestly…. I thought the Shiva #2 looked alright. I’ve never seen you wear blue before….

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In a game where you supposed to date everything, I end up finding the big sister I never had 😭

Talking with Diana feels like I’m unscrambling myself…

Skylar is a total best friend/wing-woman…

And Beverly is just amazing!

Haven’t opened the attic yet…. (No hints please. I’ll figure it out on my own 😤)

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Might be sidetracked with Date Everything for a minute or two….

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Scarlet: My dear, are you seriously flirting with your liquor cabinet? And your bed?!

Anon: Madam Director, apologies, but she’s a mini-bar and she is the Proprietress!’

Scarlet: Right….

Anon: You don’t see the appeal do you?

Scarlet/Anon: …..

Scarlet: I suppose this could serve as means to hone your abysmal lack of charms…

Anon: Hey! What do you mean my…

Scarlet: Don’t look at me. Look at her. Beverly. Are you really gonna leave a lady hanging like that?

(Seriously though, everyone or perhaps everything in this game seems so friendly…)

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“Overtime.”

Rufus Shinra: Meeting adjourned. Enjoy your weekend everyone.

Heidegger: Of course, sir.

Reeve: You as well, Mr. President.

Palmer: Yes, yes! It’s that time again!

Hojo: Finally… Some time for some actual science.

(Just as Scarlet is about to open her mouth)

Rufus: Director Scarlet. I need you to stay back for a moment.

Scarlet: I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

Rufus: You were thinking about it…

Scarlet:….

Rufus: Excellent. Now that I have your attention, I have a few things that need to be done….

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Scarlet: And that’s what happened! I swear! Rufus….the President really has it out for me!

Assistant: Not sure how to respond to that…. But uh, why am I here? I thought you were the one being punished, Madam Director….

Scarlet: Shut up. I’m your boss, you’re my assistant. We share the misery. Now you start with that pile and I’ll work on this one, and then I want you to order some food…

(It’s funny to imagine Scarlet being singled out by Rufus, and as a result, she’s often saddled with extra work and responsibilities, lol)

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Got praised in my biannual review…

Boss: You’re punctual, hard-working, you always follow through on everything, and keep a professional appearance. What’s your motivation?

(I write about and draw amateur fanart of the Shinra Director of Advanced Weapons, Scarlet. She’s a woman of impossibly high standards for herself and her division, and I believe those standards extend to her fans as well…)

Me: Uh, it’s nothing really. It’s just what I do.

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Tifa kicked them out…

They barely made the last train…. (They ended up missing their stop)

*I realized that I don’t know how to draw male bodies….

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(At some point, Reeve made Cait fully autonomous, though they still share a connection of sorts.)

Scarlet: Aren’t you an adorable little thing?

(Cait is curled up on her lap)

Cait: Ahhh…. Right there, Lass…. (Kicks his legs) Right behind the ole ears… Ahhh…. Just like that….

Scarlet: Like this? (Scratches her red nails behind his ears and with her other hand, she starts stroking along his back.)

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(Elsewhere, Reeve is red-faced and squirming around on the floor)

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Every time this comes across my feed, I’m more and more convinced that in-game Scarlet may have written and also sang her own theme, because of course she would, she’s Scarlet 😂

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Some Shinra employee: Madam Director, here is a list of Midgar’s finest singers….

Scarlet: Pay them and send them away.

Some Shinra employee: Madam Director?

Scarlet: It’s a song about me, for me, and if I remember correctly, I wrote it myself…. I’ll sing it myself! Unless of course, you’d like to say something to the contrary, hmm?

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(Shinra’s Newest Turk “Mondo Zappa”)

Reno: Yo! Who’s the prick?

Elena: Uh…. Hello, sir…. Are you ok? Are you hurt?

Rude: Elena, Reno. Get behind me…. Can’t you smell it? Blood…. Gallons of it…. He reeks of it….

-Kinda showing my age with this one, lol. Cool points if you recognize this assassin.

-Decided to be brave and tried using black markers to copy the Cel-Shading style…. (Crossed it out because I didn’t like it, but I figured “WTH” it’s a learning experience.)

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Even certain Shinra executives prefer to spend their summer indoors….

(My headcanon is that her usual sultry appearance is solely for work purposes, whereas on her days off, it’s old shirts and sweats/basketball shorts, lmao. Lazy clothes for lazy days…)

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Somedays, i wonder if I should switch to PC just for the mods, lmao…

I’ve posted this before, but it reappeared on my feed and I knew I needed to share again ☺️