jr-everything
jr-everything
JR's reblog blog
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See, the problem with likes is that you can never find anything again. And the problem with reblogging everything to your main blog is that A) it's too time consuming to tag everything and B) that would be spammy as fuck for your followers
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jr-everything · 2 days ago
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There's things you really can't explain to people who have not grown up familiar with the concept. Like the way Russia only keeps track of its borders by where the corpses pile up. As far as they're concerned, Russia expands as far as they can go, and every once in a while they'll test that. Shooting one or two won't fix it, unfortunately, you gotta keep doing that until the pile of russian corpses is big enough to make the next batch go "oh, so this is where Russia ends", give up and go back home.
It sucks for everyone involved but unfortunately you have to do that or they'll just walk right into your home, tell you that you live in Russia now, and as a matter of fact this land area has always belonged to Russia. Your kids can no longer go to school and get an education in their first language.
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jr-everything · 2 days ago
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God, I am so obsessed with sadists. All I want to do is listen to them talk about how hot it is to hurt me. How much they love it when I suffer for them. I get butterflies when they talk about breaking me. It’s so unbelievably hot to listen to them getting off to the idea of violating me. I love feeding into it. I love crying and begging them to stop. I love being a little victim.
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jr-everything · 2 days ago
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jr-everything · 2 days ago
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If your goals basically amount to "after The Revolution everything will be great because people will all have the Good Ethics and work together in my Perfect System and the Evil People with Bad Morals and Bad Behaviour who are making this world bad will be gone (killed/imprisoned/exiled/all converted to agree with us when they see our Perfect System)" then that's just fascism. I hate to say it but you've put a gay socialist hat on fascism.
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jr-everything · 6 days ago
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Gosh.
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Must be rough for them.
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jr-everything · 6 days ago
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Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles like ‘The Obedient Housewife’? 
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jr-everything · 6 days ago
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reel took me the fuck out
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jr-everything · 6 days ago
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my utopia
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jr-everything · 8 days ago
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Everyone stop and take a 1 min smile break if you don't mind
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jr-everything · 8 days ago
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what fucking millennium is it
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jr-everything · 9 days ago
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Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever
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jr-everything · 11 days ago
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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes
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jr-everything · 16 days ago
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jr-everything · 17 days ago
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jr-everything · 17 days ago
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I can't believe they canceled Salman Rushdie for saying Hamas is bad. He is kind of very qualified on the subject of religious extremism you guys. Like maybe he knows a few things about this
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jr-everything · 17 days ago
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I am starting to miss 2016 woke in some ways. Girlboss era I’m sorry I ever mocked you…
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jr-everything · 18 days ago
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I know that HRT gives you secondary sex characteristics in one direction or another, but we HAVE to stop telling nonbinary people that they “can’t pick and choose.” Of course, you can’t tell your testosterone that you’d rather not grow chest hair, but there are things you can do!
You could go on T so your voice drops and start shaving so you don’t grow a beard. You could start HRT and then stop once you get the permanent changes you like. You can pursue sterilization instead of bottom surgery. You can get top surgery without being on T. You can go on E and work out a bunch to bulk out your muscles. You can pursue laser hair removal or electrolysis to remove unwanted hair, with or without HRT. You could even just start hormones to see if you like it and then stop if it isn’t to your taste.
Obviously, you can’t order secondary sex characteristics a la carte, but we have to stop being so awful to nonbinary people. We should discuss the options we have, not shut down the conversation with “that’s what you get.”
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