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Onodera:My parents have chosen the woman I am to be married to. Takano:I'm pregnant! Onodera:What!? Takano:And It's yours!

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Onodera:I want to be with you. Takano:I've been told by many people that I'm a red flag. Onodera:Good thing I'm colour blind.

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Chiaki:Tori and I are getting married! Yuu:Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

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Shinobu:Something wrong with me is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

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Yokozawa:In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Kirishima, turning to Takano:How tall are you?

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Onodera:Who would you kill out of the four of us, Mino? Mino:Takano, easily. Takano:What the fuck, man. Mino:Well, Kisa would be too easy. He'd probably be into it. Kisa, sitting at his desk:What the fuck, man?!

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Misaki:What do you want for breakfast?

Usami:Gay cheerios.

Misaki:I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!

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Mino:Hey Ricchan, wanna help me commit arson?

Onodera:What the hell?!

Mino:Oh, sorry, my bad.

Mino, whispering:Wanna help me commit arson?

Onodera, whispering:Of course. What do you need?

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Isaka:I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.

Asahina:Go ahead.

Isaka:Tooth hurty.

Asahina:When is the best time to go to the dentist.

Isaka:You complete me.

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Usami:Is this about Misaki?

Isaka:No.

Usami:Then I've lost all interest.

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Yokozawa:I just heard Kirishima call Sorata a "fucking liar" because he meowed like someone was at the door and there wasn't anyone.

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Shinobu:God, you're so clingy.

Miyagi:YOU came into MY bed?!

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Nowaki, talking to Usami:With all due respect, which is none...

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Kisa:Is that a hickey?!

Onodera:No! It's a mosquito bite.

Takano, walking in:Hey guys.

Kisa:Hi mosquito.

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Takano:I swear on my life.

Yokozawa:I've seen your life, swear on something else.

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Takano:Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Onodera:I do have a sense of humour you know.

Takano:I never heard you laugh before.

Onodera:I never heard you say anything funny.

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Kisa:Oh my God, you're rich!

Onodera:No, my father is rich.

Kisa:So? He gotta die someday.