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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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crowley shifting into protective husband mode

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I think that in real life…. Relationships r like . Your partner WILL ‘trauma dump’ on you. You will have to perform ‘emotional labor’ for your partner. Your partner will make mistakes. You will also do all of these things. The very nature of love is irrational and problematic and difficult …. To expect a relationship to be free of these things is strange to me…. The point is that your relationship to that person is ultimately worth it, and worth growing with them, helping each other, seeing the worst parts of another person and being able to love them anyway

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

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pib cleanly landing the killing blow on an unfeeling, otherworldly god with a natural 20 vs colin provolone landing the killing blow on an unfeeling, otherworldly god while crying and pissing himself after spending the majority of the battle poisoned

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Yes Delissandro didn’t hesitate to attack Pamela but Lou’s eyes were wet and shining when he said “destiny has been designed.” I feel ill

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"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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when u have to pee but someones in the bathroom

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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

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lou wilson my beloved

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“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“

This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.

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i am doomed by the narrative. ignore that i am also the author of the narrative

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ICONIC!!!

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tonight's episode is called a warm heart and a tombstone, how are we feeling friends

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no actually for real what college has made me realize so far is that crushing loneliness changes fucking everything if you experience it for long periods of time and then stop experiencing it it will feel like your first time breathing air