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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents

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Epochs of history:

The Caveman Times: Emergence of the first anatomically modern human - the invention of writing

The Bible Times: The invention of writing - the reign of Augustus

Ancient Rome Times: The reign of Augustus - 476 CE

King Arthur Times: 477 - 1599 CE

Pirate Times: 1600 - 1799 CE

Civil War Times: 1800 - 1899 CE

The Other Day: 1900 - present

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it's called the switch 2 because you see the price and switch to a better hobby

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senator holden bloodfeast can pass away peacefully in his sleep, happy

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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top

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editorial cartoon, now with 100% less faces

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I don’t think people realize what keeping the internet running and producing most tech they use entails like. Physically, labor-wise, energy-wise.

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What's truly horrifying is that people actually believe this? Just another example of the brain rot that happens when your only source of information is the Media

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