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geto suguru you were too beautiful too cunty too gorgeous too ravishing too irresistible too bewitching they had to kill you
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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it
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but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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If I were shot by a big gun honestly I’d just brush it off. Like yeah man, maybe that would hurt you, but I’m the special guy.
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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me
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im kind of a bitch how do I fix this 💔
reframe your mindset 😍 Youre not a bitch youre just right. And start slapping people
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youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button
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