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Outstanding Patriotism

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My hasty addition to recent Helldiver news

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lads it might be helldover...

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based on a tweet

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Fucking sucks that one of games greatest recent success stories is destroyed literally overnight by corporate mismanagement

Fucking sucks even more that the only way we can conceive of to stop that is a public outrage campaign that is so severe it completely torpedoes the reputation of the game forever even if it somehow works

This fucking sucks.

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I sure do love Helldivers 2! I hope nothing bad ever happens with it🙃

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I'm doing my part 😎

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20-2-24

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I own a AR-23 Liberator for home defense, since that's what Democracy intended. Four Automatons break into my house. "What the liberty?" As I grab my Helldiver Helmet and Automatic Rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first Bot, he's dead on the spot. Draw my P-4 Senator on the second Bot, miss him entirely because it's a Revolver and nails the neighbors Terminid. I have to resort to the HMG Emplacement mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with explosive shot, "Tally ho lads" the explosive shot shreds two bots in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off super destroyer alarms. Call in eagle stratagem and blast the last terrified automaton. He bleeds out waiting on the democracy officer to arrive since 500 kilo bombs leave nothing to stitch up. Just as Democracy intended.

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WE NEED MORE BODIES IN THE CREEK!!!

Edit: The Helmet Designs are available for free over on my Ko-fi

Added Pansexual, Acearo, and Agender Paints

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So some Helldivers 2 players have the media literacy of a fetus and are begging Arrowhead "not to add politics into the game." In this case, obviously a dogwhistle for POC and Queer stuff (Ignoring that all 3 crew members of your Super Destroyer are black.)

My response? Pride Capes.

I want Arrowhead to add Pride Capes come June and I want all of the LGBTQ Pride Flags.

I wanna see Trans Capes billow beautifully in the shockwave of an ICM.

I wanna see Non-Binary Capes decorated with the blood of an Automaton Hulk.

I wanna see Gay Capes sway majestically in the Super Destroyer which has wind to blow your capes weirdly enough.

Pride Capes!!

It'll scare away the Neanderthals and we can be left to defend Democracy in peace. Plus, they'd actually look sick as fuck.

EDIT: And just like poetry, one of ya'll was in the comments (deleted now) trying to pull the "They're the same" card, saying that if we add Trans Flags then we have to add N*zi flags for equality and that I'm calling people homophobes for not wanting any Pride flags in the game. I wish I could say I was joking.

EDIT 2: And now there's an enranged Bloodletter in the reblogs absolutely laying into me with genuinely insane logic that I'm some secret fascist and that I'm ruining their life because of this post. Why. This is just a silly little advocation for Gay Capes, man. What did I ever do to deserve this. (BTW, do block them, they're bloody insane and spiteful.)

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war buddies 5ever <3

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Your listening to

*stratagem input sounds*

503.6

*explosions*

Helldivers FM

*gunshots and cheering*

Where we play Nothing but

PROPAGANDA

PROPAGANDA

AND MORE PROPAGANDA

*radioactive by imagine dragons*

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This is my magnum opus

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humanity in sci-fi novels immediately upon learning that the alien race they encountered isn't fuckable or humanoid

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whoops my hand slipped and I made some absurd helldivers propaganda lol

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Jewelry Boxes // Beticeramic