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"birth control is evil and fucks up your hormones and is making women depressed" is incredibly funny to hear when you have PMDD. girl in my ~natural divine feminine state~ i wanna kill myself every 4 weeks

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idk how but i need to get hotter

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probably needed a hug. went completely nonverbal and dissociated instead

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put your clothes back on, we're not having sex I need you to sit with me for an hour and tell me you don't hate me and I'm not a terrible person.

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"match my freak" match my effort actually, that's it

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good morning everybody

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Gyatso has also mastered the kickflip

based on the pic under the cut teehee

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9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Whatever could be wrong with Laura?

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She really buried the lede on that one huh

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Hot Cocoa Experience

Probably better than peasants’ blood.

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mircalla millarca carmilla

[ID: black and white digital fanart of carmilla from the novel by sheridan le fanu. wearing an 1860s style nightgown with her wavy hair loose, she stares steadily at the viewer. her eyes are red and her face, the front of her gown, and hands are all stained with blood. end ID]

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[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]