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jimmy jthm and jimmy mouthwashing have a lot in common and we need to discuss that

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I KNEW this mf looked familiar. I couldn't stop myself from yelling "Johnny" when I saw this mf come on screen

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Idk why but I like to believe Johnny wanted to be a mortician

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not a confession but if you had to say 2 words you think Johnny would say what would it be

Trans rights.

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would you survive Johnny if he was real?

what kind of backwards question is that. 💀

I'm not y/n. I would die on the spot. I'm not the final girl, trust me I would be the first to die

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are you a weird person ?

No, why you ask?

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gut feeling that johnny can’t dance for shit. he dances like personification of half boiled chicken

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“ I can see Nny being ambidextrous. That thing where you can use both hands for stuff? Yeah, he’s totally that. I noticed he tends to use either hand in the comics ”

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Genuine question, what sexuality do you see nny being?

The only logical response. Honestly, I can't see Nny being 100% straight. Possible, but I can't read the comics without me thinking he's Ace. Now if he didn't suck at being in relationships and wasn't a terrible person, he'd probably give zero shits to what gender he dates. But I think he'd be 100% on the ace spectrum.

+take my shitty chibi(?) art of this shit head

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I actually really like Devi/Nny a whole lot it's one of my favorite ships I won't lie, but despite this fact I think it'd be god awful if they ever ended up together in canon, especially after Nny tried killing Devi. It'd be different if it was a case where he didn't but.... yeah... I like AUs and it's really fun to imagine don't vet me wrong, but I think it wouldn't be good or healthy for either of them (ESPECIALLY Devi) for them to end up together in a canon situation. There would have to be some veeeerry crazy circumstances for it to work out, and I MEAN crazy lmao.

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Johnny loves Devi more than people think he doesn't

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everyone's said this before but Johnny only started REALLY gaf about Devi AFTER she escaped, u can tell by him saying "just like the others" when hes about to kill her + his apology being him just talking about himself

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My own Headcanon:

I think he would be a cat person

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I think it would be interesting to have a JTHM sequel in which Nny has to deal with smart appliances. The type that sells the information of what's in your fridge to third parties and needs a wifi connection to update a software in order to work as intended.

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sometimes i view jthm through the lens of johnny having ocd with REALLY violent intrusive thoughts/homicidal ideation and that nailbunny and the doughboys are representations of his thoughts and tbh it makes it really really sad

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I think if Nny didn't try to kill her, Devi and nny could've been a good couple. he seemed genuinely happy with her.. until he tried to kill her, anyway

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johnny REALLY hates those people who compare themselves to characters like Patrick Bateman and call themselves sigmas and shit. like he'd REALLY hate them. on the contrary, jimmy is one of those people.