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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters

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The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

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hey uh if you have an unemployed person in your life and they haven't volunteered information about how the job hunt is going, it's probably because it's going badly!!!! and asking said unemployed person how it's going will only make them feel Bad because the job hunt is Bad. I guarantee you that when the unemployed person in your life has a substantial employment update they will tell you about it. otherwise don't ask unless you're literally going to offer them a job. thank youuuuu

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This website does not go out to shows/concerts, have sex (much less crazy BDSM stuff) or do drugs and yet they’re the most contentious topics on here

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Patrick Pearse in 1915:

“It is good for the world that such things should be done. The old heart of the earth needed to be warmed with the red wine of the battlefields. Such august homage was never before offered to God as this, the homage of millions of lives given gladly for love of country.”

James Connolly in 1915:

“No, we do not think the old heart of the earth needs to be warmed with the red wine of millions of lives. We think anyone who does is a blithering idiot. We are sick of such teaching, and the world is sick of such teaching.”

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I like the current wave of Twitter doordash/ubereats discourse because it's like this: you want the convenience of food delivery for little to no cost and you want the luxury of having a professional-looking person stand at your door and smile as they hand you your piping hot meal (as for whatever bizarre reason, you do not pick contactless). the reality of gig apps is that they are highly exploitative and are riddled with sign-on loopholes in order to attract people willing to work for the pennies you're paying them while also being in little position to protest(new immigrants, asylum seekers, formerly incarcerated, etc). any whiff of the reality that exists to pantomime this luxury fantasy you've bought into deeply disgusts and unsettles you. this is literally the plot of Parasite.

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"community will save us" yeah but also maybe look into purchasing a handgun

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want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

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