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Hey y’all for any of you who care, I need someone to snitch on Zipper for me, tell her to go the fuck to bed within the next hour if she hasn’t, and if you know she stayed up later lmk.

She didn’t sleep two nights ago so I am forcing her to fix that shit.

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I'm here to snitch. Zipper went to sleep at 4:48 am

That bitch

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It’s not that bad (yes I returned from hibernation solely to make this comment)

i just scared someone off by being the most bland, uninteresting person ever and the worst conversationalist on here. and they wanted to be friendly.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

See I have the opposite problem I scare people away because I start conversations about nipple belts

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... you did a shit job of that the other night.

Wade in lingerie..<3

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"#gentle domination"

"Window and door is unlocked"

Mf you ain't gonna be dominated gently you're gonna be murdered

tfw you're waaay too horny for your own good and your window is unlocked and so is your door and yet you're still alone

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No

life lesson: never give your friends access to your horny blogs. they judge you. it's mean.

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Get a therapist named Richard, then you get actually productive Dick therapy!

life lesson: never give your friends access to your horny blogs. they judge you. it's mean.

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so my dash has been filled with a shit ton of disability and chronic illness/pain posts and i am realizing that my hands always hurting and my ribs hurting and my neck hurting and my knees or elbows hurting isn't normal? but i grew up in a house with a mom with severe kidney and thyroid issues and a dad who fractured his spine trying to lift a 60 gallon fish tank, so they're both always in pain, and therefore my pain is incomparable to theirs and therefore largely ignored. and now i'm just sat like, "wow, constant pain is not a normal thing. huh. wow."

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Hehe funni skellington

Exist to spite them

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You think… anyone in our government has clean hands? We just don’t know what Kamala did lmfao

Besides at least we aren’t filling Congress and the House of Representatives with little Trumplets so it’ll be fine.

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I’ve seen it, bro is deranged off main. Actually needs therapy. Maybe a psych ward.

life lesson: never give your friends access to your horny blogs. they judge you. it's mean.

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I find these terms acceptable.

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He's only five inches off so apologize

@jubi-n-friends-blog Zipper is bullying me. She wished me death😔

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Join the club

autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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@zipper-is-ranting Honey... say sorry.

@jubi-n-friends-blog Zipper is bullying me. She wished me death😔

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I would never give you a love potion, love must come naturally. Artificially made love is not love but a lie.

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

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No