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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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SICKENINGLY funny video my phone auto-generated from my curated folder EUGH!!!! which contains ugly photos i have taken of my animals and other people's animals. really into the horrible fucking music as well

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"You can say that [orangutans] are not dependent on social support and approval, and if you admire this in them, that an orang is irredeemably his own person, 'the most poetic of the apes', researcher Lynn Miles told me once in an unguarded moments. What she had in mind was the difference between orangs and chimps in the way they carry on their discourse with the world.

Chimps are much admired for their tool use and for their problem-solving relationship with things as they find them...the orang is, let us say, not so replete with enterprise. Give an orangutan the hexagonal peg and the several shapes of hole, and then hide behind the two-way mirror and watch how he engages with the problem.

And watch and watch and watch--because he does not engage with the problem. He uses the peg to scratch his back, has a look-see at his right wrist, makes a half-hearted and soon abandoned attempt to use his fur as a macramé project, stares dreamily out the window if there is one and at nothing in particular if not, and the sun begins to set. (The sun will also set if you are observing a chimp, but the chimp is more amusing, so you are less likely to mark the moment in your notes. An orang observer has plenty of time to be a student of the vanities of sunset.)

You watch, and the orang dreams...when casually and as if thinking of something else, the orang slips the hexagonal peg into the hexagonal hole. And continues staring off dreamily."

Vicki Hearne, "The Case of the Disobedient Orangutans"

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it'sliterally so important that you are fucking whimsical and adventurous

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The girl with the plushies

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i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious

How to make it /youtube

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BALD

NOW YOU CAN SEARCH SPECIFICALLY FOR FREAKS

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its steely dan thursday

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Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

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I love saying "you're not alexander!" in the same tone as the line from god hand despite having never played it because it's a really good tone so anytime I hear that name I'll say it

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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.

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need strap from a girl with a honda super cub