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This Teacher Used Apples To Explain The Horrible Truth About Bullying

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

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100th Post = Coming Out

For my hundreth post here on tumblr. I announce that earlier today I came out as a transgender female on my main Facebook. To a positive repsonse. From young and old, family and friends, near strangers and those closest to me. I am so happy

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Stop hedgehogging the puns. 

sing us a song, youre the piano man

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please tell me you're gonna break into people's houses to look for pokemon when pokemon go comes out.

AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGHAINT NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH

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i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking

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PASTA IS YUMMY (that is all)

on the outside, i am human; but on the inside, i am pasta and sin

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people call on the ‘science side of tumblr’ because generally scientists are eager lil nerds willing to help others

people don’t call on the history side of tumblr because all historians are - without fail - sarcastic angry assholes looking to start a fight

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Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission

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Aliens.

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im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions

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remember when we all thought that mitt romney would be the worst possible thing to happen to politics ohohoho boy were we naive

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friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today

me: want me to come beat them up for you

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Y'ALL THEY REALLY HAVE PEOPLE PRAYING FOR WADE WILSON.